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These are lyrics by Eminem that we think are kind of inappropriate.
Inappropriate Lyrics, Eminem
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Eminem's, "Guilty Conscience"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick
I slipped this in her drink
now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe..
I slipped this in her drink
now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe..
Why They're Inappropriate:
The next line, rapped by dr dre is "yo, this girl is only 15 years old". so he in encouraging a 21 year old to drug and rape a minor. How could that NOT be inappropriate?
Submitted by: Mchobbit
Eminem's, "Hallie's Song"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Man, if I could sing, I'd keep singing this song to my daughter
if I could hit the notes, I'd blow something as long as my father
if I could hit the notes, I'd blow something as long as my father
Why They're Inappropriate:
Eminem sang this song for his daughter who was about six at the time. That alone makes it inappropriate.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Kill You"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Shut up slut, you're causing too much chaos
Just bend over and take it like a slut, OK Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
Just bend over and take it like a slut, OK Ma?
"Oh, now he's raping his own mother, abusing a whore,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
Why They're Inappropriate:
What is NOT inappropriate about this?
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Kim"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
So long - b**ch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on living in this world without you
I don't wanna go on living in this world without you
Why They're Inappropriate:
Hang on a minute - throughout you've been banging on about how much you hate your former wife and want to kill her, now you don't think you can live without her? Make up your mind, Eminem!
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Eminem's, "Spend Some Time"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I complimented her I said 'You have Very Nice Lips'
with my imagination, I could see her suckin'
with my imagination, I could see her suckin'
Why They're Inappropriate:
Well it is just plain nasty!!
Submitted by: E.D.S
Eminem's, "Superman"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
But I do know one thing though, bytches, they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday - yo'
Saturday through Sunday, Monday, Monday through Sunday - yo'
Why They're Inappropriate:
Listen closely and you can hear Eminem falter in his flow as he thinks hurriedly of something to rhyme with 'go'...and out of all the possible choices...what does he choose? Yes - 'yo'. An absolute non-event. Listen even more closely and you might be able to make out a faint door slam afterwards, as Eminem's brain decides to leave the building in search of someone better who could use it.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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