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These are lyrics by Eminem that we think are kind of nonsensical.
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Eminem's, "Cleaning Out My Closet"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm cleanin out my closet (one more time)
Why They're Nonsensical:
Does this mean that it's the last time he's going to clean it? Or is he going to do it 1 more time (for now)?
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Eminem's, "My Name Is"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I walked into a strip club with my jacket zipped up,
looked at the bartender, and put my jacket in the tip cup
looked at the bartender, and put my jacket in the tip cup
Why They're Nonsensical:
Huh?! Wouldn't his jacket be too big to fit inside of a tip cup?
Submitted by: Joe S.
Eminem's, "My Name Is"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
My name is Slim Shady!
Why They're Nonsensical:
...and somewhere in America, 100 kids are huddled at the 'S' section of a record store trying to find this single...(not exactly the best first-single-from-a-first-cd to release when you're trying to sell cds!)
Submitted by: mr critic
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
Why They're Nonsensical:
What? You just said you're the real Slim Shady, so why are you asking yourself to stand up?
Submitted by: Ned Riley
Eminem's, "The Way I Am"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I am whatever you say I am
if I wasn't
then why would I say I am
if I wasn't
then why would I say I am
Why They're Nonsensical:
Huge contradiction there.
Submitted by: phamilto
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