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These are lyrics by Eminem that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Eminem

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Eminem's, "Cleaning Out My Closet"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Cuz I'da killed him; s**t I woulda shot Kim and them both
Why They're Nonsensical:
This just doesn't make sense. How can he kill Kim and "them both" if Kim and the man he intended to kill where the only people around?
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Cleaning Out My Closet"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm cleanin out my closet (one more time)
Why They're Nonsensical:
Does this mean that it's the last time he's going to clean it? Or is he going to do it 1 more time (for now)?
Submitted by: Dutch_Justine
Eminem's, "Guilty Conscience"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
Why They're Nonsensical:
Stabbing your wife and kidnapping your child doesn't exactly sound like a smart thing to do.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Insane"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I was born with a dick in my brain
Why They're Nonsensical:
There is no record of anyone ever being born with a dick in their brain, Eminem included.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Marshall Mathers"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers)
I'm just a regular guy,
I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me)
Why They're Nonsensical:
He was rather famous when the song came out. I very much doubt that he didn't know "why all the fuss about him"
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Mockingbird"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em
Why They're Nonsensical:
As far as I understand Eminem and Kim were together when this took place. Usually married couples buy parents for their children together. Or even if one parent does the shopping, the parents would naturally tell the children that the presents are "from mommy and daddy".
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "My Name Is"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I walked into a strip club with my jacket zipped up,
looked at the bartender, and put my jacket in the tip cup
Why They're Nonsensical:
Huh?! Wouldn't his jacket be too big to fit inside of a tip cup?
Submitted by: Joe S.
Eminem's, "My Name Is"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
Thank a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five
Why They're Nonsensical:
I know, this song wasn't even MEANT to be serious. But it's rather funny considering that he wasn't even thirty-five when this came out.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "My Name Is"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
My name is Slim Shady!
Why They're Nonsensical:
...and somewhere in America, 100 kids are huddled at the 'S' section of a record store trying to find this single...(not exactly the best first-single-from-a-first-cd to release when you're trying to sell cds!)
Submitted by: mr critic
Eminem's, "Our House"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Even when I was underage, Mama told the cops I was tryin to run away
Why They're Nonsensical:
"Even" when he was under age? I don't think that the police would have cared about him trying to run away from home if he had not been under age.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Role Model"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why would you choke someone who is already dead?
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I should download her audio on mp3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem vd [ahhh!]
Why They're Nonsensical:
What device does Eminem have that allows him to 'download audio' on a file that's audio already? Is this the way of the future? I guess you can't get enough of that audio, eh? Then after downloading this audio onto this other audio, how is that mp3 going to *show* people how someone gave someone else an std? Surely something visual would be of more use, unless there's a commentator explaining all? Just one of the many examples of Eminem rambling tripe just to fill up song space, then...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Eminem's, "The Real Slim Shady"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'm Slim Shady,
yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys
are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
Why They're Nonsensical:
What? You just said you're the real Slim Shady, so why are you asking yourself to stand up?
Submitted by: Ned Riley
Eminem's, "The Way I Am"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I am whatever you say I am
if I wasn't
then why would I say I am
Why They're Nonsensical:
Huge contradiction there.
Submitted by: phamilto
Eminem's, "Without Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovu-lating
Why They're Nonsensical:
Ovulation is a different body function than menstruation - they typically occur during opposite times of the month.
Submitted by: Soccergeek
Eminem's, "Without Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Nobody wants Marshall no more,
they want Shady!
Why They're Nonsensical:
'No more'? When did anybody ever want Marshall?
Submitted by: Michael Pachloek

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