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These are lyrics by Eminem that we think are kind of insincere.
Insincere Song Lyrics, Eminem
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Eminem's, "Cleaning out my closet"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm sorry momma!
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry
I never meant to hurt you!
I never meant to make you cry
Why They're Insincere:
Really? If he never meant to hurt his mother why does he constantly insult her in his songs.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Guilty Conscience"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard
Why They're Insincere:
His (ex) wife is still alive and well and as far as I know he never kidnapped his daughter either.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Hailie's song"
The Insincere Lyrics:
But I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin'hell
But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt
But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt
Why They're Insincere:
I wouldn't call sharing songs in which he murders his wife dealing well with the circumstances he's been dealt.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Hailie's song"
The Insincere Lyrics:
My baby knows that her daddy's a soldier
Why They're Insincere:
Eminem has never been in the military
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "If I Get Locked Up Tonight"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Hell yeah I punch my b****
And beat my kids in public
And beat my kids in public
Why They're Insincere:
He has never beaten his kids in public. If he had it, we'd all know about it because it'd all over the media.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Just Lose It"
The Insincere Lyrics:
That's not a stab at Michael
Why They're Insincere:
Uh huh, sure it's not...the entire *song* is a stab at Michael Jackson!
Submitted by: Chad
Eminem's, "Kill You"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I said you don't, wanna fuck with Shady (Why?)
Cause Shady, will fucking kill you (ah-ha ha)
Cause Shady, will fucking kill you (ah-ha ha)
Why They're Insincere:
Eminem has never killed anyone
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "My Dad's Gone Crazy"
The Insincere Lyrics:
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
Why They're Insincere:
In the song "Hailie's song" on the very same album he claimed that merely looking into his daughter's eyes would magically make him sane again. Here he claims that no one can save him, no even Hailie.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "My Dad's Gone Crazy"
The Insincere Lyrics:
There's no tower too high
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
No plane that I can't learn how to fly
Why They're Insincere:
This song was on an album released in 2002. Less than a year after the terrorist attacks on September the 11th when planes were hijacked and crashed into the Twin Towers.
Submitted by: Dan
Eminem's, "Say Goodbye Hollywood"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I love my fans but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact
That I sacrificed everything I had
That I sacrificed everything I had
Why They're Insincere:
It simply isn't true. Eminem did not sacrifice everything he had.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Say Goodbye Hollywood"
The Insincere Lyrics:
If I could go back, I never woulda rapped
Why They're Insincere:
I very much doubt that. Come on, rags to riches person would.
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "Solider"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I'm a soldier
Why They're Insincere:
Eminem has never been in the Military
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "The Kids"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
Why They're Insincere:
As bad and addictive as Ecstasy is, two hits would not drain all your spinal fluid
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "The Kid"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I meant fungus
Your tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
cause it comes from a cow's dung
Your tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come?)
cause it comes from a cow's dung
Why They're Insincere:
Absoutely magic mushrooms do not come "from a cows dumb"
Submitted by: McHobbit
Eminem's, "White America"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Look at these eyes, baby blue, baby just like yourself
If they were brown Shady lose, Shady sits on the shelf
If they were brown Shady lose, Shady sits on the shelf
Why They're Insincere:
Eminem's eyes ARE brown. Just look old pictures of him He's been wearing contacts ever since he got famous.
Submitted by: McHobbit
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