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Aerosmith's, "Big Ten Inch"
The Funny Lyrics:
my girl don't go for smokin' and liquor just make her flinch seems she don't go for nothin' 'cept for my big 10 inch record of a band that plays the blues band that play the blues
Why They're funny:
I don't think he was talk about a blues record here. And it sure doesn't sound like he said 'cept on the record. This band wins the double entendre prize.
Submitted by: Laura
Aerosmith's, "Crazy"
The Funny Lyrics:
That kinda lovin' makes me wanna pull down a shade!
Why They're funny:
Does any type of love really make you want to pull down a shade? I know that's not the first thing that comes into my mind
Submitted by: Snowball
Aerosmith's, "Deuces Are Wild"
The Funny Lyrics:
I jumped so hard that I fell outta bed
Screaming Momma's little baby loves shortenin' bread
Screaming Momma's little baby loves shortenin' bread
Why They're funny:
Another case of Mr. Tyler obviously using words simply for rhyming rather than because they make sense! Gotta love these guys!
Submitted by: FarNorthChick
Aerosmith's, "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Ahh! Ahh! Dude looks like a lady!
Why They're funny:
Guitar intro beginning to the chorus, sounded like 'Nirvana! Nirvana! Nirvana! Nirvana! Ah! Ah! Dude looks like a lady!'. The brand name for cigarette filters is 'job,' what I misseen them as 'jab'.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Funny Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
Why They're funny:
I mean, the lyrics, as far as I know, have nothing to do with a man looking like a lady so what's the point of saying it??? O.o
Submitted by: Myrahe Jones
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Funny Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
Why They're funny:
must be a reference to the hairstyle on Mr. Steven Tyler himself... :-)
Submitted by: Minna
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Funny Lyrics:
Let me take a peek here,
Dooby dooby dooby all night long!
Dooby dooby dooby all night long!
Why They're funny:
Because hes taking a peek, and then he realises its a bloke!
Submitted by: Yazzy B
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Funny Lyrics:
dude looks like a lady
Why They're funny:
I beleive the lyrics are in reference to Vince Neil (Motley crue singer), the song was writen back when Vince looked very much like a lady!
Submitted by: acanatane
Aerosmith's, "F.I.N.E"
The Funny Lyrics:
aint got no rubbers now its raining all time
Why They're funny:
i wonder which member came up with those lyrics
Submitted by: da
Aerosmith's, "Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sometimes I'm good but when I'm bad I'm even better
Don't give me no lip I've got enough of my own
Don't give me no lip I've got enough of my own
Why They're funny:
It's funny because it's true. Steve's got some big smackers.
Submitted by: Shawn Eni
Aerosmith's, "Just Push Play"
The Funny Lyrics:
its you and me baby no pimp daddy jack cadillac wack no cadillac wack back
Why They're funny:
cadillac wack no cadillac wack back?? what this means .. i do not know?!?! although im only 15 yrs of age, Iwould have to be one of the biggest fans of Aerosmith and Steven Tyler is a total legend and only the man himself, one of the greatest preformers of ALL time i might add.... could get away with lyrics like that!!
Submitted by: Courtenay
Aerosmith's, "Livin' On The Edge"
The Funny Lyrics:
The light bulb's getting dimmed
Why They're funny:
The Eliminating Television on abc.
Submitted by: Mike Hack
Aerosmith's, "Pink"
The Funny Lyrics:
Pink as the sheets that we lay on.
Pink it's my favourite crayon.
Pink it's my favourite crayon.
Why They're funny:
If anyone else but Tyler had tried this 'whoops I'm stuck' rhyme it would sound crass. He actually gets away with it.
Submitted by: Ripple
Aerosmith's, "Pink"
The Funny Lyrics:
Pink when I turn out the light
Pink it's like red but not quite.
Pink it's like red but not quite.
Why They're funny:
I laugh every time I hear it. Not out of ridicule but out of respect. Nobody but Mr Tyler could have carried off 'Pink It's like red ...but not quite. The man is a genius.
Submitted by: Ripple
Aerosmith's, "Rag Doll"
The Funny Lyrics:
Baby won't you do me like you done before, woof, woof...
Why They're funny:
What a visual! :)
Submitted by: Lolita
Aerosmith's, "Shut Up And Dance"
The Funny Lyrics:
It's like getting head from a guillotine
Why They're funny:
One question: hy would you want to try? That's all I'm saying.
Submitted by: Lord David
Aerosmith's, "Shut Up And Dance"
The Funny Lyrics:
Sex is like a gun
You aim, you shoot, you run!
Why They're funny:
Uhhhh Steve, you talkin' bout sex or a Polaroid camera, darlin? Maybe both? Hmmm...
Submitted by: Whiskey Chick
Aerosmith's, "Walk On Water"
The Funny Lyrics:
Boo-tay
Hot Pants
Tan line
Sweet Stuff
Booh-yah
Knocked up
Hose down
Cool cat
Hot flash
Hot Pants
Tan line
Sweet Stuff
Booh-yah
Knocked up
Hose down
Cool cat
Hot flash
Why They're funny:
Only Steve Tyler himself could get away with lyrics like these!
Submitted by: Berta
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way (?)"
The Funny Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothin
Till you're down on a muffin
Till you're down on a muffin
Why They're funny:
Someone asked what kind of slang this was...um I think when he says 'muffin', he means 'muff' as in....well you know!
Submitted by: SherryBerry
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
The Funny Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothin'
'till your down on a muffin
'till your down on a muffin
Why They're funny:
What the hell does this mean? What kind of slang is that?
Submitted by: Mike Florio
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