My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby

Settle in my place in Brookline
Her evilness had come to the door
She's a cheap selfish witch that hurts me
Mom, listen you're bad. and i want to be free

In Boston we were having the time
Of our lives until my mother said
"How dare you steal my daughter of mine"
And she grabbed my poor hand and scolded

My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby

Always respect people in this world
Even though through life they may unfurl
Her evil eye holds me back from my fight on the independence track
She has the voice of a kraken
God, when will she ever learn?

My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby

So mom. let me outta here now, (let me find my niche, please)
Mom, let me find my niche (Go now, go now, go now and begone)
Mom, let me find my niche (I'm trying to get by, please)
Mom, let me find my niche (Go now, go now, go now, go now)

Ooh, what a satanic parent
Oo, she's evil, evil, evil, wretched
Ooh, she is a baby, yeah!

My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby
My, my mom is such a baby