Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> A -> Aerosmith
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"Ain't That A Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
But like a love struck sevey on edge
Original Lyrics:
But not enough to scratch a seven year itch
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I could live
but couldn't get on the floor
but couldn't get on the floor
Original Lyrics:
I thought I could leave,
but couldn't get out the door
but couldn't get out the door
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was pushin an eye, would die
Original Lyrics:
I was wishin that I, would die
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was pushin' an eye
Would die.
Would die.
Original Lyrics:
I was wishin' that I
Would die.
Would die.
"Amazing"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a raisin.
Original Lyrics:
It's amazin'.
"Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conversate me tonight.
or
Compensate me tonight.
or
Compensate me tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Come and save me tonight.
"Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without your love, I'm nothin' but a n***er.
Original Lyrics:
Without your love, I'm nothin' but a beggar.
"Back In The Saddle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Mack in the saddle of girl
I'm Mack.
I'm Mack.
Original Lyrics:
I'm back in the saddle again
I'm back.
I'm back.
"Back In The Saddle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black
Original Lyrics:
I'm back
"Back In The Saddle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lookin' for my Suki-Joe
She Crazy Horse Saloon...
She Crazy Horse Saloon...
Original Lyrics:
I'm lookin' for old Suki Jones
She crazy horse saloon...
She crazy horse saloon...
"Back In The Saddle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for Susie Jones
That crazy whore's so loose.
That crazy whore's so loose.
Original Lyrics:
I'm lookin' for ole' Suki Jones
She crazy horse saloon.
She crazy horse saloon.
"Back In The Saddle"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's rats in the cellar again.
Original Lyrics:
I'm back in the saddle again.
"Back in the Saddle Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in the battle again
or
I yak in the saddle again.
or
I yak in the saddle again.
Original Lyrics:
I'm back in the saddle again
"Back in the Saddle Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm back in Seattle again.
Original Lyrics:
I'm back in the saddle again.
"Back in the Saddle Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's makin' that sound again.
Original Lyrics:
I'm back in the saddle again.
"Big 10 Inch Record"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl don't go for smokin'
and lickin' just make her flinch
seems she don't go for nothin'
suck on my big 10 inch
and lickin' just make her flinch
seems she don't go for nothin'
suck on my big 10 inch
Original Lyrics:
My girl don't go for smokin'
and liquor just make her flinch
seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big 10 inch
and liquor just make her flinch
seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big 10 inch
"Big Ten Inch Record"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revving up the big jet engines
Original Lyrics:
When I whip out my big ten inch
"Big Ten Inch Record"
Misheard Lyrics:
She just love my Big Ten Inch
Wreakin' out my favorite blues.
Wreakin' out my favorite blues.
Original Lyrics:
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues.
Record of her favorite blues.
"Cheese Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheapskate
Original Lyrics:
Cheese cake
"Cheese Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
She loves to jump at the bat.
Original Lyrics:
She loves to chomp at the bit.
"Cheese Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a skank.
Original Lyrics:
Cheese cake
"Cheese Cake"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gay.
Original Lyrics:
Cheese cake
"Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drives a man to sail
Original Lyrics:
Turns a man to a slave
"Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like I've come unglued.
Original Lyrics:
I feel like the color blue.
"Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like a caribou.
Original Lyrics:
I feel like the color blue.
"Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like a cordon bleu.
Original Lyrics:
I feel like the co-lor blue
"Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel like a tub of goo
Original Lyrics:
I feel like the co-lor blue
"Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You drive me crazy, crazy,
Crazy, f**k you, baby
Crazy, f**k you, baby
Original Lyrics:
You drive me crazy, crazy,
Crazy, for you baby
Crazy, for you baby
"Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause me and them where's that body
Original Lyrics:
'Cause me and them ways have parted
"Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Caused me in the ways reparted.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause me and them ways have parted.
"Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Called 'em and invited to a party
Original Lyrics:
'Cause me and them ways have parted
"Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat four Legos up in flames.
Original Lyrics:
If our love goes up in flames
"Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm dying to forget you
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm trying to forget you
"Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tables have turned
So show me now where's the party?
So show me now where's the party?
Original Lyrics:
The tables have turned
'Cos me and them ways have parted.
'Cos me and them ways have parted.
"Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tables have turned
Caused the end in ways that parted
Caused the end in ways that parted
Original Lyrics:
The tables have turned
'Cos me and them ways have parted.
'Cos me and them ways have parted.
"Deuces Are Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you 'cause your juices are mild.
Original Lyrics:
I love you 'cause your deuces are wild.
"Deuces Are Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you 'cause your kisses are wide
Original Lyrics:
I love you 'cause your deuces are wild
"Deuces Are Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you when you're singing Moulin Rouge
Original Lyrics:
I love you 'cause your deuces are wild girl
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the feelings come back to you.
Original Lyrics:
All the things come back to you.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the fiends, come back to you.
Original Lyrics:
All the things, come back to you.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these lies about face getting clearer.
Original Lyrics:
All these lines on my face getting clearer.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these lies in my face getting clearer.
Original Lyrics:
All these lines in my face getting clearer.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
All these lives and my face getting clearer.
Original Lyrics:
All these lines on my face getting clearer.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream corn
Original Lyrics:
Dream on
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dream along, dream along.
Original Lyrics:
Dream on, dream on.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows the way how to win.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody has their dues they'll have to pay.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants Bertuzzi not to play.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody has their dues they'll have to pay.
Canucks/NHL fans will get this.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody's got a Tuesday Night Buffet
Original Lyrics:
Everybody's got their dues in life to pay
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Learned my words from pools and some stages.
Original Lyrics:
Live and learn from fools and from sages.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never tomorrow, the good Lord take you away.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never tomorrow, the good Lord will take you in.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing Bobby Heenan.
Original Lyrics:
Sing for the year.
Bobby 'The Weasel' Heenan was a famous WWF wrestling personality.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing Grimmos, sing for the ear Sing for the laughter, sing for the tee-on
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the years Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing Willie.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing a winner, sing for the year,
sing for the laughter sing for the tears
sing for the laughter sing for the tears
or
Single women, sing for the years,
sing for the laughter sing for the tears
sing for the laughter sing for the tears
or
Seen Women, sing for the year,
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
or
Sing Women,
Sing for me here
Sing for the laughter,
Sing for the tears
Sing for me here
Sing for the laughter,
Sing for the tears
or
Sing Women,
Sing for me here
Sing for the laughter,
Sing for the tears
Sing for me here
Sing for the laughter,
Sing for the tears
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing away now.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing for a b***
Sing for the beer
Sing for the crap
And sing for the queer.
Sing for the beer
Sing for the crap
And sing for the queer.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me
Sing for the years
Sing for the laughter
And sing for the tear.
Sing for the years
Sing for the laughter
And sing for the tear.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing for me loud and sing for me clear
Original Lyrics:
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing for the lads,
And sing for Mamma Tia
And sing for Mamma Tia
Original Lyrics:
Sing for the laughter,
sing for the tears
sing for the tears
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing for the laughter and Satan volunteers.
Original Lyrics:
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing for the left
But sing volunteer.
But sing volunteer.
Original Lyrics:
Sing for the laughter
Sing for the tears.
Sing for the tears.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing for the leopards, sing for the deer.
Original Lyrics:
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing of women
Sing for the years
Sing for the laughter
Sing for the years
Sing of women just for today
Maybe tomorrow, your good love will take you away.
Sing for the years
Sing for the laughter
Sing for the years
Sing of women just for today
Maybe tomorrow, your good love will take you away.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me
Sing for the years
Sing for the laughter
Sing for the tears,
Sing with me just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.
Sing for the years
Sing for the laughter
Sing for the tears,
Sing with me just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing winner, sing for my ear.
Sing for the left and sing for my tears.
Sing for the left and sing for my tears.
or
Sing women, sing for Mahea.
Sing for the laugh and sing for my te-a
Sing for the laugh and sing for my te-a
or
Sing women, sing for Mahea.
Sing for the laugh and sing for my te-a
Sing for the laugh and sing for my te-a
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing women, sing for mahea
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Single women, who just lost their dad
Never tomorrow, we'll come and take you away.
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Single women, who just lost their dad
Never tomorrow, we'll come and take you away.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing women, sing for the year
Sing for my supper, sing for my beer.
Sing for my supper, sing for my beer.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing women, sing for the years
Sing for the left, and sing for the tears
Sing for the left, and sing for the tears
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing women, sing for today.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for today.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing women.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing women
Sing for me here
Sing for the left and
Sing for the tears
or
Seen women
Sing for the year
Sing for the left and sing for the tear
or
Single women
Sing for the years
Sing for the left and sing for the tears
or
Sing a winner
Sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
Sing for me here
Sing for the left and
Sing for the tears
or
Seen women
Sing for the year
Sing for the left and sing for the tear
or
Single women
Sing for the years
Sing for the left and sing for the tears
or
Sing a winner
Sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me
Sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
Sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing women
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing, women.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing with me
Sing for the years
Sing for the children
Singing for the tears
Sing woman
Just like today
Never know the good love will take you away.
Sing for the years
Sing for the children
Singing for the tears
Sing woman
Just like today
Never know the good love will take you away.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me
Sing through the years
Sing through the laughter
Sing through the tears
Sing with me just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the Good Lord will take you away.
Sing through the years
Sing through the laughter
Sing through the tears
Sing with me just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the Good Lord will take you away.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing woman,
sing in further years,
singing for the laughter,
singing for the tears,
singing woman,
just like today,
maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away
sing in further years,
singing for the laughter,
singing for the tears,
singing woman,
just like today,
maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me,
sing through the years,
sing through the sorrow,
sing through the tears,
sing with me just for today,
maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away
sing through the years,
sing through the sorrow,
sing through the tears,
sing with me just for today,
maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing woman
Sing in further years
Singing for the laughter
Singing for the tears
Singing woman
Just like today
Maybe tomorrow, the Good Lord will take you away.
Sing in further years
Singing for the laughter
Singing for the tears
Singing woman
Just like today
Maybe tomorrow, the Good Lord will take you away.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me
Sing for the year
Sing for my laughter
Sing for my tear
Sing with me
If it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the Good Lord will take you away.
Sing for the year
Sing for my laughter
Sing for my tear
Sing with me
If it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the Good Lord will take you away.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing women
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Single women,
single for the years, single for a laugh,
single for a tear,
single women,
just formed today,
maybe tomorrow
the good lord will take you away
single for the years, single for a laugh,
single for a tear,
single women,
just formed today,
maybe tomorrow
the good lord will take you away
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me
sing for the years
sing for the laughter
sing for the tears,
sing with me just for today
maybe tomorrow
the good lord will take you away
sing for the years
sing for the laughter
sing for the tears,
sing with me just for today
maybe tomorrow
the good lord will take you away
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Single women, over here
Sing for the laughter, sing for the te-ahs.
Sing for the laughter, sing for the te-ahs.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slim Whitman, sing for the year.
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the year.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Women c** from dusk to dawn.
Original Lyrics:
It went by like dusk to dawn.
"Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
sin women sin for the bills sinful delights and sinful dead bitch sin women its just bored days Malvin Some marron that good love will take you away
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.
"Drop Dead Gorgeous"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's naturally tropical
Original Lyrics:
She's naturally drop dead gorgeous
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baa! Baa! Dude looks like a lady!
Original Lyrics:
(saxophone bleat, saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boob looks like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruising through a Barney shore
Her picture crazed the clown-monkey door.
Her picture crazed the clown-monkey door.
Original Lyrics:
Cruising to a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime in the door.
Her picture graced the grime in the door.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruising through the jungle on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Her picture graced the grime on the door.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cruising to a bar on the shore
Her picture greased the dry monkey door.
Her picture greased the dry monkey door.
Original Lyrics:
Cruising to a bar on the shore
Her picture graced the grime on de door.
Her picture graced the grime on de door.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dammit! Dammit!
Do it like a lady!
Do it like a lady!
Original Lyrics:
[Sax] [Sax]
Dude looks like a lady!
Dude looks like a lady!
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do just like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do me like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the calculator.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the cluck a' lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the dragon lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the funky lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the laka lady!
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the laundry later.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the lucky lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the naked lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you just have to lay there?
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you look like a lady?
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doo-doo like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doobie suckin' lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down it! Down it! Do it like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
(Sax bleat, sax bleat) Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down it! Down it!
Do it like a lady!
Do it like a lady!
Original Lyrics:
[Sax], [sax]
Dude looks like a lady!
Dude looks like a lady!
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go ahead! Go ahead! Dude looks like a lady!
Original Lyrics:
(saxophone bleat) (saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham! Ham! Dude looks like a lady!
Original Lyrics:
(saxophone bleat) (saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her sister drapes the rhyme of dedor
or
Her picture crepes the crime of Dior
or
Her picture crepes the crime of Dior
Original Lyrics:
Her picture graced the grime on the door
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't go pee-pee.
Original Lyrics:
Let me take a peek, Dear.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to take a peepee-er.
Original Lyrics:
Let me take a peak dear.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poo just like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had the body of Adidas
Yeah you ka-ka-ka-koo-eyes.
Yeah you ka-ka-ka-koo-eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She had the body of a Venus
Now imagine my surprise.
Now imagine my surprise.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had the body of a venus, but a penis like a guys.
Original Lyrics:
She had the body of a Venus, Lord imagine my suprise.
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tried to f*** a lady.
Original Lyrics:
What a funky lady!
"Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You look like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, ah, dudes are like ladies.
Original Lyrics:
(Saxophone bleat), (Saxophone bleat), dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it just like a lady!
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it like a lady!
or
You look like a lady!
or
You look like a lady!
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do just like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do me funky lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do me like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the Dragon Lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the ejaculator!
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the lucky lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the lucky lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the lucky lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the lucky lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the mash potato.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do this lucky lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do, do
Do the funky lady.
Do the funky lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude, dude
Dude looks like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do this like a lady
or
Do it like a lady
or
Doo-doo like a lady
or
Doo-doo like a lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doobee doobee doobee all night
Original Lyrics:
Do me, do me, do me all night
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doodle like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down it! Down it!
Do it like a lady.
Do it like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
(Sax bleat) (sax bleat )
Dude looks like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dudavakalady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude looks like Greg Brady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude's a funky lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dude's a naked lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
F*****, f*****
Dude looks like a lady!
Dude looks like a lady!
Original Lyrics:
(Sax)(sax)
Dude looks like a lady.
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**, f**, dude looks like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
(Sax bleat, sax bleat) Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna have a cheap beer
Original Lyrics:
Turn the other cheek, Dear
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a turkey baby!
Original Lyrics:
What a funky lady!
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Medic! Medic! Do it just like a lady
Original Lyrics:
(sax)(sax)Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scoobee doobee doo's on tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Do me, do me, do me all night.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me you're a sheet feeder.
Original Lyrics:
Turn the other cheek dear.
A 'sheet feeder' is a device that will accept a stack of paper and feed it one at a time into a printer or scanner.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me you're the sheet feeder
Original Lyrics:
Turn the other cheek dear
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she winked at a girl
and that 'bout blew me away
and that 'bout blew me away
Original Lyrics:
Then she whipped out a gun
and tried to blow me away
and tried to blow me away
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she wipped out a pud
And that 'bout blew me away.
And that 'bout blew me away.
Original Lyrics:
Then she whipped out a gun
And tried to blow me away.
And tried to blow me away.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a f**king lady
Original Lyrics:
What a funky lady
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah Yeah Dude likes country gravy.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah Yeah Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah yeah, Do the lockin' lady
Original Lyrics:
(sax. beat, sax. beat) Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah! Yeah! Do the psychic lady.
Original Lyrics:
That, that dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just have to lay there
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
You look like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
You look like a meatball.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'd just like a lady.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it like a lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do it like a lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do me like a lady
or
do the funky lady
or
Do it like a lady
or
Do the rubber lady
or
Do the lucky lady
or
Use your calculator
or
Hooters like a lady
or
You look like some lady
or
Do just like a lady
or
Do just like a lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do me like a lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the calculator
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the dragon lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the lacalation.
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the lovely lady
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Dude Looks Like a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do the macarena
Original Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
"Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling in love with two bags of peas.
Original Lyrics:
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
"Falling in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling in love is a hard on disease.
Original Lyrics:
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
"Falling in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling in love is so hard on these
Original Lyrics:
Falling in love is so hard on the knees
"Fine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get an in-home woody when I sit in the seat.
Original Lyrics:
I get an Emho Woody when I sit in the seat.
"Hole in My Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a walk outside, you're mine
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The night in sodomy
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The night in sodomy
Original Lyrics:
Take a walk outside your mind
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
Tell me how it feels to be
The one who turns
The knife inside of me
"Home Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's time, to be too sweet a dude.
Original Lyrics:
Now it's time, to bid you sweet adieu.
"I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to miss James Dean.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to miss a thing.
"I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want a beaver chew right here.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna be with you right here.
"I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Swedish dreams we never do.
Original Lyrics:
The sweetest dream will never do
"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause even when I dream of you A Sweedish dream will never do
Original Lyrics:
'Cause even When I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do.
"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every moment spend with you is a moment of trash, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Every moment spend with you is a moment I treasure.
The correct name of this song is "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing", not "...wanna..."
"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna mess around.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna miss a thing.
"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna miss fish.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna miss a thing.
"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna miss your face
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna miss a thing
"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want a beaver chew right here.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna be with you right here.
"I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kiss your ass and thank GOD we're together
Original Lyrics:
I kiss your eyes and thank GOD we're together
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm the one who traded you
Original Lyrics:
'cause I'm the one who jaded you
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't want a jaded Jew
Original Lyrics:
And I'm the one that jaded you
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Mr.T's what you'd prefer!
Original Lyrics:
And ecstasy's what you'd prefer!
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
And extra cheese is what you paid for
Original Lyrics:
And ecstasy's what you prefer
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my face is turning blue
Original Lyrics:
And I'm the one that jaded you
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
And serrated
Original Lyrics:
X-Rated
or
It's a raven
or
It's a raven
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, German native
Original Lyrics:
Hey, J-J-Jaded
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna jaded you.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm the one who jaded you.
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a jaded Jew
Original Lyrics:
I'm the one that jaded you
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never was as jade as you.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm the one that jaded you.
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm talking about your momma's baby ooohh
Original Lyrics:
I've been thinking 'bout you, my baby blue
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wah wah baby blue
Original Lyrics:
My my baby blue
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got your mama's style,
but you're Destiny's Child to me
but you're Destiny's Child to me
Original Lyrics:
You got your mama's style,
but you're yesterday's child to me
but you're yesterday's child to me
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think that's where it's at,
but is that where it's suppose to be,
You're getting it all over me
but is that where it's suppose to be,
You're getting it all over me
Original Lyrics:
Your fingers where it's at,
but is that where it's supposed to be,
You're getting it all over me
but is that where it's supposed to be,
You're getting it all over me
"Jaded"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're finger where it's at
but is that where it's supposed to be
but is that where it's supposed to be
Original Lyrics:
You think that's where it's at
but is that where it's supposed to be
but is that where it's supposed to be
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he got a gun.
Original Lyrics:
Janie's got a gun.
As misheard from the closed-captioning on the "telethon" episode of Full House.
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby got a gun.
Original Lyrics:
Janie's got a gun.
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheney's got a gun.
Original Lyrics:
Janie's got a gun.
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheneys got a gun
Original Lyrics:
Janies got a gun
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Janie's last bayou.
Original Lyrics:
It's Janie's last i.o.u.
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jamie's gonna come.
Original Lyrics:
Janie's got a gun.
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jamie's got a gun.
Original Lyrics:
Janie's got a gun.
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jamie's out of gum.
Original Lyrics:
Janie's got a gun.
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Janie's gonna c**.
Original Lyrics:
Janie's got a gun.
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jenny's got a gun.
Original Lyrics:
Janie's got a gun.
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run away from the pagan.
Original Lyrics:
Run away from the pain, yeah.
"Janie's Got A Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
They said when Janie was arrested
They found him on a heap of trash.
They found him on a heap of trash.
Original Lyrics:
They said when Janie was arrested
They found him underneath a train.
They found him underneath a train.
"Janie's Got a Gun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stayin' at Buzz un
Original Lyrics:
Starin' up at the sun
"Just Push Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funky day!
Original Lyrics:
F***ing A!
"Just Push Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just pushed grey.
Original Lyrics:
Just push play.
"Just Push Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead of throwing down the towel to my feet.
Original Lyrics:
Instead of growing old, all dapper and neat.
"Just Push Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is George Bush gay?
Original Lyrics:
Just push 'play'.
"Just Push Play"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just push brake.
Original Lyrics:
Just push play.
"Kiss Your Past Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's finders keepers losers wheat
Original Lyrics:
It's finders keepers losers weep
"Kiss Your Past Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss your ass goodbye
Original Lyrics:
Kiss your past goodbye
"Kiss Your Past Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss your pants goodbye!
Original Lyrics:
Kiss your past goodbye!
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a last child
I'm just a bug in the street.
I'm just a bug in the street.
Original Lyrics:
I was a last child
I'm just a punk in the street.
I'm just a punk in the street.
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the last child,
just 'a put me to sleep
just 'a put me to sleep
Original Lyrics:
I was the last child,
just a punk in the street
just a punk in the street
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the last child
Just 'a punk industry
Just 'a punk industry
Original Lyrics:
I was the last child
Just a punk in the street.
Just a punk in the street.
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the last child
Just a bug in the stream.
Just a bug in the stream.
Original Lyrics:
I was the last child
Just a punk in the street.
Just a punk in the street.
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the last child
Just a bug in the street.
Just a bug in the street.
Original Lyrics:
I was the last child
Just a punk in the street.
Just a punk in the street.
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was the lazy child, just a bucket of sleaze.
Original Lyrics:
I was the last child, just a punk in the street.
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a bug in the sheets.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a punk in the street.
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just the last child,
I'm just a pumpkin seed.
I'm just a pumpkin seed.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just the last child,
I'm just a punk in the street
I'm just a punk in the street
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a bucket of seeds
Original Lyrics:
Just a punk in the street
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to boogie the streets.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a punk in the street.
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last child
Just a f*** in the seat.
Just a f*** in the seat.
Original Lyrics:
Last child
Just a punk in the streets.
Just a punk in the streets.
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night
It's just a bucket of fleas.
It's just a bucket of fleas.
Original Lyrics:
Last child
Just a punk in the streets.
Just a punk in the streets.
"Last Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
With just a buck and a stream.
Original Lyrics:
Just a punk in the street.
"Livin' On The Edge"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chicken liver tickles your spinal column
Original Lyrics:
If Chicken Little tells you that the sky is fallin'
"Livin' On The Edge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Combination hookah, my friend
Original Lyrics:
I bet you would, my friend.
"Livin' On The Edge"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can have yourself an omelette.
Original Lyrics:
You can't stop yourself from fallin'.
"Livin' on the Edge"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you can judge a white man
By the color of his skin
Then mister you're a better man than I.
By the color of his skin
Then mister you're a better man than I.
Original Lyrics:
If you can judge a wise man
By the color of his skin
Then mister you're a better man than I.
By the color of his skin
Then mister you're a better man than I.
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna be a big house pumper.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna be a penthouse pauper.
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna be a big house pumper.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna be a penthouse pauper.
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll teach you all the words to 'Stairway', honey
Kiss your sassafrass!
Kiss your sassafrass!
Original Lyrics:
I'll chase you all the way to stairway, honey
Kiss your sassafrass!
Kiss your sassafrass!
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the air, in the air
Honey, work that tongue, now it ain't fair.
Honey, work that tongue, now it ain't fair.
Original Lyrics:
In the air, in the air
Honey, one more time, now it ain't fair.
Honey, one more time, now it ain't fair.
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss yourself surprised.
Original Lyrics:
Kiss your sassafrass.
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in Latvia
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin it up la vida
or
Lovin it up Lavida
or
Lovin it up Lavida
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' an elevator
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' an elf like Victor.
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator.
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' in Ella Vita
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' it on Levitra
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' it up in a Pinto.
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' it up, la vida.
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving a ventilator
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving an alligator
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaggin' in the elavator,
laundry race, second floor
she said 'can I see you later
love ya just a little more?'
I kind of hope you get stook,
your body gets out of line,
she says 'I'll show you how to fax in the man room honey
and have you home by 5!'
laundry race, second floor
she said 'can I see you later
love ya just a little more?'
I kind of hope you get stook,
your body gets out of line,
she says 'I'll show you how to fax in the man room honey
and have you home by 5!'
Original Lyrics:
Jacki's in the elevator
Lingerie second floor
She said 'Can I see you later,
And love you just a little more?'
I kind of hope that you get stuck
Nobody gets out alive
'I'll show you how to fax in the mailroom honey
and have you home by five'
Lingerie second floor
She said 'Can I see you later,
And love you just a little more?'
I kind of hope that you get stuck
Nobody gets out alive
'I'll show you how to fax in the mailroom honey
and have you home by five'
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shagging when you yell 'Darth Vader'.
Original Lyrics:
Jacki's in the elevator.
"Love In An Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaggy's in the elevator.
Original Lyrics:
Jacki's in the elevator.
"Love in an Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really need a girl like an open burrow
Original Lyrics:
I really need a girl like an open book
"Love in an Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you how to fax in the mailroom honey,
And have you hold my thang
And have you hold my thang
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you how to fax in the mailroom honey,
And have you home by five
And have you home by five
"Love in an Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll show you how to fax in the mailroom honey,
and have you hold my thigh
and have you hold my thigh
Original Lyrics:
I'll show you how to fax in the mailroom honey,
and have you home by five
and have you home by five
"Love in an Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss your sassy ass
Original Lyrics:
Kiss your sassafrass
"Love in an Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lingerie City Club
Original Lyrics:
Lingerie Second Floor
"Love in an Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving an alligator
Original Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
"Love in an Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaggin' in the elevator.
Original Lyrics:
Jackie's in the elevator.
"Love in an Elevator"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said 'Tennessee you later.'
Original Lyrics:
She said 'Can I see you later?'
"Mama Kin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bald as an egg in a tree.
Original Lyrics:
Bald as an egg at eighteen.
"Mama Kin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shooting fire from your mattress like a drag.
Original Lyrics:
Shooting fire from your mouth just like a dragon.
"Mama Kin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way I see it, you've got to say s***.
Original Lyrics:
The way I see it, you've got to say 'See-ya'.
Vocal Man adds: "Everyone seems to try to rhyme with 'see it'. But if you listen carefully to the original, and if you read the next line ('But don't forget to drop me a line.'), the words 'see-ya' make much more sense than 's***' (usually pronounced as 'shee-it').
"Mama Kin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way I see it, you've got to say s**t,
but don't forget to draw me a line.
but don't forget to draw me a line.
Original Lyrics:
The way I see it, you've got to say 'See-ya'.
But don't forget to drop me a line.
But don't forget to drop me a line.
"No More No More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't fall in the mud.
Original Lyrics:
No more, no more
"No More No More"
Misheard Lyrics:
T***y flickin' gypsies fortune telling my dreams.
Original Lyrics:
Tea leaf-readin' gypsies fortune-tellin' my dreams.
"No more No more"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go mow the lawn
or
Don't mow the lawn
or
Don't mow the lawn
Original Lyrics:
No more, no more
"Nobody's Fault"
Misheard Lyrics:
Robin Trower singin' junknown
Original Lyrics:
Prophets all are stinkin' drunknown
"Pink"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink is my favorite pan
Original Lyrics:
Pink is my favorite crayon
"Pink"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink like a gecko umbrella.
Original Lyrics:
Pink like a deco umbrella.
"Pink"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pink, it's the love-you-ist color.
Original Lyrics:
Pink, it's the love you discover.
"Rag Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't mind c**ing on my TV.
Original Lyrics:
So fine, come on up and see me.
"Rag Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't mind, callin' her on my CB.
Original Lyrics:
So fine, come on up and see me.
"Rag Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get 'em out of ZZ.
Original Lyrics:
Get it while it's easy.
"Rag Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it all you got
Until you put it up your bizzy, real!
Until you put it up your bizzy, real!
Original Lyrics:
Give it all you got
Until you put it out of misery
Until you put it out of misery
"Rag Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad dog, livin' in the city
Original Lyrics:
Rag doll, living in the movies
"Rag Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
New virgin on the old scene
Original Lyrics:
New version of the old scene
"Rag Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whacked off in the middle of a movie
Original Lyrics:
Rag doll, living in the movies
"Ragdoll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy's in the juvie.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy's little cutie
"Ragdoll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it all you got
Until you put it on the big screen
Until you put it on the big screen
Original Lyrics:
Give it all you got
Until you put it out of misery
Until you put it out of misery
"Ragdoll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Old lion izzy, do it Danny Bonaduce.
Original Lyrics:
Old tin lizzy, do it till you're dizzy.
"SOS (Too Bad)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, stupid!
Original Lyrics:
It's too bad.
"Same Old Song And Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' Satan on the south side of town.
Original Lyrics:
Say love ain't the same on the south side of town.
"Seasons Of Wither"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blues holiday
Original Lyrics:
Loose-hearted lady
"Seasons Of Wither"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the rail right out of your train.
Original Lyrics:
Take the wind right out of your sail.
"Sick As A Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get your head out of the Louvre
Original Lyrics:
Get your head out of the loo
Loo is slang for toilet in england.
"Sick As A Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sick as a dog, check out your tongue.
Original Lyrics:
Sick as a dog, a cat got your tongue.
"Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I chased that rabbit up a polar tree
Original Lyrics:
I chased that rabbit up her bodi tree
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Creomulsion
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Face like a chant
Original Lyrics:
Face like a gent
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the motion.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feet in motion
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Real emotion
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
So sweat hama-mama with a face like a jet.
Original Lyrics:
Some sweet talkin' momma with a face like a gent.
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some sweat hoggin' momma with a face like a gent.
Original Lyrics:
Some sweet talkin' momma with a face like a gent.
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sound and motion
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweden Motion
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Emotion
The first paragraph of the song was written about a female who Steven Tyler despised at the time the song was written.
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swedish motion
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweep and more shine
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweep the lotion.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet Veranda
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet devotion
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet emulsion
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet homo Shawn
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet in the motion
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet moonshine
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuesday morning
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheels in motion
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wheels in motion
Original Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't catch me 'cause my rabbit's gone and died.
Original Lyrics:
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died.
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit's gun died.
Original Lyrics:
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died.
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't catch me 'cause the rapper done died.
Original Lyrics:
You can't catch me 'cause the rabbit done died.
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
You stay in the front
just shittin' your ass
just shittin' your ass
Original Lyrics:
You stand in the front
just a shakin' your ass
just a shakin' your ass
"Sweet Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not gonna catch me
'cause I'm neva gonna die.
'cause I'm neva gonna die.
Original Lyrics:
You're can't catch me
'cause the rabbit done died.
'cause the rabbit done died.
"Taste Of India"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta love the sweet taste of India.
Original Lyrics:
God, I love the sweet taste of India.
"The Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody get me to the bomb
Original Lyrics:
Somebody get me to the farm
"The Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the funk.
Original Lyrics:
Take me to the farm.
"The Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a beetle on my arm.
Original Lyrics:
There's a needle in my arm.
"The Other Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mama told me, Dad and Jane where I'd be
And mentioned nothing foolish.
And mentioned nothing foolish.
Original Lyrics:
My mama told me there'd be days like this
And man, she wasn't fooling.
And man, she wasn't fooling.
"Train Kept A Rollin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chain cucka holy
All night long.
All night long.
Original Lyrics:
Train kept a rollin'
All night long.
All night long.
"Train Kept A Rollin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink Pepperoni all night long
Original Lyrics:
Train kept a rollin' all night long
"Train Kept A Rollin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Chicka Mamma, all night long
Original Lyrics:
The train kept a rollin' all night long.
"Train Kept A Rollin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in heat, I'm in love
But I just couldn't tell her so
But I just couldn't tell her so
Original Lyrics:
With a heave, and a ho
But I just couldn't tell her so.
But I just couldn't tell her so.
"Train Kept A Rollin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tame pepperoni, all night long.
Original Lyrics:
Train kept a rollin' all night long.
"Train Kept A Rollin"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eatin' macaroni all night long
Original Lyrics:
Train kept a rollin' all night long.
"Train Kept A-Rollin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh-Stop! Grab a turkey!
Original Lyrics:
Ooooh-We stopped in Albuquerque!
"Train Kept Roll'n"
Misheard Lyrics:
Train cuca holy all night long
Original Lyrics:
Yrain kept a roll'n all night long.
"Train Kept a Rollin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drank caparoni all night long
Original Lyrics:
Train kept a rollin' all night long
"Walk On Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got the booyah, it's almost Pictionary.
Original Lyrics:
You've got the booyah, it's almost fictionary.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back stove lovers always hiding 'neath the covers
'Cause you're talking to nobody, you say.
'Cause you're talking to nobody, you say.
Original Lyrics:
Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers
'Til I talked to your daddy, he say.
'Til I talked to your daddy, he say.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back-door lover always hidin' neath the covers.
Original Lyrics:
Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born this way
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born to sway
Original Lyrics:
Walk this Way
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Corn display
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hard to explain
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hawk display
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heart display
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horse and sleigh
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horse display
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horse's w***
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a high school loser, but I made it with the ladies.
Original Lyrics:
I was a high school loser, never made it with the ladies.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a bitch
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a kiss
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marcus Swank
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marcus Twain
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horses play, Horses play
or
Marcus Wayne
or
Marcus Wayne
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way, Walk this way
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Off the slain
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing hey diddle diddle
with your kid in the middle
of the swings like he didn't care
with your kid in the middle
of the swings like he didn't care
Original Lyrics:
Playing hey diddle diddle
with your kitty in the middle
in the swings like it didn't care
with your kitty in the middle
in the swings like it didn't care
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pork and swine
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saying hey diddle diddle with your pitty in the middle with your feet flying up in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Playing hey diddle diddle with your kitty in the middle in the swings like it didn't care
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saying hey diddle diddle
With your kitty in the middle
And your legs flying up in the air.
With your kitty in the middle
And your legs flying up in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Playing, 'Hey, Diddle-Diddle'
With your kitty in the middle
In the swings like it didn't care.
With your kitty in the middle
In the swings like it didn't care.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Schoolgirls speedie with a cats a little high
Her little skirt's c** waverly.
Her little skirt's c** waverly.
Original Lyrics:
Schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy
Little skirt's climbin' way up the knee.
Little skirt's climbin' way up the knee.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
See-saw swingin' with the bars in the school.
Original Lyrics:
See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
See-saw swingin' with your b***s in the school
Aand your feet flyin' up in the air.
Aand your feet flyin' up in the air.
Original Lyrics:
See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
And your feet flyin' up in the air.
And your feet flyin' up in the air.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seesaw swingin' with your balls and your tool
With your meat flyin' up in your hair
With your meat flyin' up in your hair
Original Lyrics:
Seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school
with your feet flyin up in the air
with your feet flyin up in the air
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' 'hey diddle diddle'
Kick em' in the middle
And swing like you just don't care.
Kick em' in the middle
And swing like you just don't care.
Original Lyrics:
Singin' 'hey diddle diddle'
With your kitty in the middle
Of the swing like you didn't care.
With your kitty in the middle
Of the swing like you didn't care.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' hey diddle diddle
With your t***y in the middle
Of the swing that you didn't care.
With your t***y in the middle
Of the swing that you didn't care.
Original Lyrics:
Singin' hey diddle diddle
With your kitty in the middle
Of the swing like you didn't care.
With your kitty in the middle
Of the swing like you didn't care.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singing hey diddle, diddle, with your titty in the middle
and it's swinging like you just don't care
and it's swinging like you just don't care
Original Lyrics:
Playing hey diddle diddle with your kitty in the middle
in the swings like it just don't care
in the swings like it just don't care
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I took a 'Big T**s' to the high school dance.
Original Lyrics:
So I took a big chance at the high school dance.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I took a big chance at the high school dance With a mister who was ready to play.
Original Lyrics:
So I took a big chance at the high school dance With a missy who was ready to play.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toy display
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk this way, George's way.
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way, talk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk this way, chalk display!
or
Walk this way, stalk in hay.
or
Walk this way, stalk in hay.
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way, talk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk, then sway.
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walt Disney
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wildcat stray
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your balls in the school
Original Lyrics:
With your boys in the school
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down on a muffin
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways.
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothin' til you're down on a muff and
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways.
Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways.
Shaman adds: "This wasn't the dirtiest part of the song. Consider: 'I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder oh, the times I could reminisce 'cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin only started with a little kiss.' Cleverly done by the boys of Aerosmith. It sounds like the word is 'muffin' and could have been pronounced that way. But listen closer."
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothin' 'till your down on a muffin.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothin' 'till your down on a m***.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothing 'til you download a muffin.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothin' til you're down on a muffin.
"Walk This Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
You aint seen nothin' like a brown sugar muffin
Original Lyrics:
You aint seen nothin' till you're down on the muffin
"Walk this way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hawk dismay!
or
Walrus wang!
or
Walrus wang!
Original Lyrics:
Walk this way!
"What It Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And of all those late night promises
I guess they don't mean a thing.
I guess they don't mean a thing.
Original Lyrics:
And, uh, all those late night promises
I guess they don't mean a thing
I guess they don't mean a thing
"What It Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, before I met you
I was f-i-n-g-y.
I was f-i-n-g-y.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, before I met you
I was f-i-n-e fine.
I was f-i-n-e fine.
"What It Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was easy to keep all your lines in the sky
`Cause you had it in deep with the devil in your eyes.
`Cause you had it in deep with the devil in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
It was easy to keep all your lies in disguise
`Cause you had it in deep with the devil in your eyes.
`Cause you had it in deep with the devil in your eyes.
"What It Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tell me who's to blame for thinking Christ?
or
So tell me who's to blame for thinking crimes?
or
So tell me who's to blame for thinking crimes?
Original Lyrics:
So tell me who's to blame for thinking twice?
"What It Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me how it is that you can't sleep
In the night
Without thinking your loss of the thing that was good
In your life to the toss of the dime.
In the night
Without thinking your loss of the thing that was good
In your life to the toss of the dime.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me how it is that you can sleep
In the night
Without thinking you lost everything that was good
In your life to the toss of the dice.
In the night
Without thinking you lost everything that was good
In your life to the toss of the dice.
"What It Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me what it takes to make you go
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what it takes to let you go
"What It Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You spared me up like money
Then you hung me out to try.
Then you hung me out to try.
Original Lyrics:
You spent me up like money
Then you hung me out to dry.
Then you hung me out to dry.
"What It Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You sped me up like money.
Original Lyrics:
You spent me up like money.
"What it Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, before I met you, I was F-I-N-E burn
Original Lyrics:
Girl, before I met you, I was F-I-N-E fine
"What it Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was easy to keep all your lives in the sky
Original Lyrics:
It was easy to keep all your lies in disguise
"What it Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me you ain't diein' when your killin' me
Original Lyrics:
Tell me you ain't diein' when your cryin' for me
"What it Takes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without thankin you lost everything that was good in your life to the toss of the PAIN!
Original Lyrics:
With out thinkin you lost every thing that was good in your life to the toss of the dice!
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