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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


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Aerosmith's, "Amazing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
It's a game show
The Real Lyrics:
It's amazing
The Story: Sounded like it WAS a game show - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Aerosmith's, "Back In The Saddle"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I'm lookin' for ole' Suzie Jo
Her crazy horse her lose
The Real Lyrics:
I'm lookin' for ole' Suki Jones
She crazy horse saloon.
The Story: I misunderstood a lot of Aerosmiths lyrics back in the day. Lyrics were not readily availble then as they are now... ;} - Submitted by: Christopher
Aerosmith's, "Back in the Saddle"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Four bits gets her tongue in your ass, I scream for more
The Real Lyrics:
Four bits gets you time in the racks, I scream for more
The Story: I did a triple take the first time I heard this line. Still not sure I don’t have it right! - Submitted by: David
Aerosmith's, "Big Ten Inch Record"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Revving up the big jet engines
The Real Lyrics:
When I whip out my big ten inch
The Story: My brothers played in a cover band and sometimes played this song. My mother kept asking me if I knew the Aerosmith song 'Revving up the big jet engines.' I think this went on for a year at least before I figured out what she meant. We still mock her for it. - Submitted by: cupcakejones
Aerosmith's, "Crazy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I've been drinking
The Real Lyrics:
I've gone crazy
The Story: I kept thinking Steven Tyler got drunk - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Aerosmith's, "Crazy"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You drive me crazy, crazy,
Crazy, f**k you, baby
The Real Lyrics:
You drive me crazy, crazy,
Crazy, for you baby
The Story: I was about 7 or 8 when this song first came out, and when I first heard this particular lyric, I got all excited and thought that they could say 'f**k' on the radio. So one day, when the video was on mtv, I shouted out, 'Crazy, F**K you, baby!'. My mom came in the room and I then got a smack and was told the real lyrics after I explained why. I swear to this day, though, every time I hear the song, I clearly hear the F-word. - Submitted by: The Desert of the Real
Aerosmith's, "Cryin'"
The Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause me and them where's that body
The Real Lyrics:
'Cause me and them ways have parted
The Story: This lyric did not make grammatical sense to me until a high school friend told me it was 'ways have parted' and not 'where's that body' He insulted me by saying that the lyric was easy to figure out just by listening, but I personally believe that he read the lyrics from the liner notes printed on the inside of the cd cover. - Submitted by: Marco
Aerosmith's, "Cryin'"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Of a friend of mind
The Real Lyrics:
Of a friend of mine
The Story: Once again, why we often confuse between "mine" and "mind". - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Dream along, dream along.
The Real Lyrics:
Dream on, dream on.
The Story: My niece is known to get the lyrics of songs wrong. She gets it from my sister, her mother. Apparently there is a car commercial out that uses 'Dream On' as their ad helper. My niece hears it and starts singing the same part over and over. I asked he what the heck are you singing and she starts again. I tell her it is 'Dream on' not 'dream along'. She she's no it is 'Dream along'. Then I asked, 'Okay, what the heck does it mean?' 'I don't know it is just a song!', she answered. She's 10. A couple of years ago she thought the American Pie song had the lyric 'Drove my Chevy to the lemmie.' Always interesteing talking to her. - Submitted by: Dean
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody wants Bertuzzi not to play.
The Real Lyrics:
Everybody has their dues they'll have to pay.
The Story: I was singing in the car to the song, while me friend (a huge Canucks fan) was with me. There were other lines that I thought I heard Canucks' players' names in as well, and I knew I didn't have the lyrics right but that's what I heard at the time! - Submitted by: DarkJon64
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
The Misheard Lyrics:
See my wiener
The Real Lyrics:
Sing with me
The Story: The wife swears that this is what it sounds like. - Submitted by: Robert
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Sing with now
The Real Lyrics:
Sing with me
The Story: I thought in any music, Aerosmith doesn't clear saying "me" with "now". It really bothers me. - Submitted by: Haz
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Sing women, sing for today.
The Real Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for today.
The Story: While at work, a lady had some little girls with her. They started singing the song. When I asked them about that line, they said that their dad sings it like that because that band (Aerosmith) likes women. - Submitted by: marlin
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
The Misheard Lyrics:
sin women sin for the bills sinful delights and sinful dead bitch sin women its just bored days Malvin Some marron that good love will take you away
The Real Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for the years
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away.
The Story: upssss - Submitted by: mauricio palacios
Aerosmith's, "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Boob looks like a lady.
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
The Story: We were all hanging out one night. This girl goes, "Have you ever heard that song?", and busts out into "Dude Looks Like a Lady"...only to have sung "Boob looks like a lady". - Submitted by: Katrina Krantz
Aerosmith's, "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do me like a lady.
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like lady.
The Story: My brother and sister used to sing this all the time. When I told them it was wrong, they thought I had the wrong lyrics. That is until I showed them the name of the song! - Submitted by: Gann
Aerosmith's, "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do the naked lady.
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
The Story: I wasn't the one who misheard those lyrics, my friend did. She told me about when she was a kid, she would hear the song and thought they were saying 'do the naked lady'. She thought they were reffering to some sort of dance move. So she went to her mom and said, 'C'mon mom, lets do the naked lady!' - Submitted by: powermunky5000
Aerosmith's, "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do the psycho lady.
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
The Story: I thought it was some kind of dance! - Submitted by: Travis
Aerosmith's, "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Doo-doo like a lady.
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
The Story: - Submitted by: Darren
Aerosmith's, "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do the regulator.
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
The Story: We were playing this song at work one night and one of my coworkers was singing, "Do the regulator." We started laughing at him. Then we called up the lyrics on the computer to show him he was mistaken. - Submitted by: Jim
Aerosmith's, "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
She had the body of a Venus, gonna make you pass the fries.
The Real Lyrics:
She had the body of a Venus, Lord imagine my surprise.
The Story: The words are pretty unintelligible. This is what I thought it was. - Submitted by: D
Aerosmith's, "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
dance, dance, do the funky lady
The Real Lyrics:
(saxophone bleat) (saxophone bleat) Dude looks like a lady!
The Story: For years I thought they had invented a dance called "The funky lady" - Submitted by: Pete
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, ah, do this like a lady
Ah, ah, dudes are like ladies.
The Real Lyrics:
Ah, ah, dude looks like a lady
Ah, ah, dude looks like a lady.
The Story: I was in the car with my friends and they put it in the CD player. Pretty soon I realized they were looking at me. I asked them what was wrong, and then the chorus came on and I couldn't resist saying those lines. They told me the sad truth. - Submitted by: Ashley Kelley
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do it just like a lady
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
The Story: As a child of the '90s, the first time I heard this song was in "Mrs. Doubtfire," a movie I watched COUNTLESS times growing up. It made perfect sense to me back than that the words were "Do it just like a lady" because I was watching Robin Williams run around doing everything "like a lady." One day when I was 17, my mom and I were singing along to the radio, and she turned to me and said "WHAT are YOU singing?" and I told her what I thought the words were and she started laughing and said "It's "Dude LOOKS like a lady!" I felt pretty stupid that I had been singing the wrong words for 10 years, but I was incredibly grateful that I hadn't been busted before then! - Submitted by: Anna
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do it like a lady!
or
You look like a lady!
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady!
The Story: My brother thought it was 'you look like a lady', so I told him it was 'do it like a lady'. - Submitted by: Andy Nelson
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do just like a lady.
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
The Story: The movie "Mrs. Doubtfire" only reinforced my belief that it was 'do just like a lady'. - Submitted by: Nathan Heller
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do me funky lady
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
The Story: My mom and I were in the car on the way to my grandmother's and she, a self-described 'child of the '60s,' was singing along with this song out loud on the radio. I was astonished and embarrassed - I mean, it's my mom! - and corrected her. She didn't think the correct lyric made much sense. - Submitted by: Eve
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do the funky lady.
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
The Story: My father, mother, and I were in the Hard Rock Cafe, watching the videos and this video came on. On seeing the title at the end of the video, my father said 'I always thought it was 'do the funky lady'.' I proceeded to laugh and make fun of him. Also while watching a Skid Row video, he said, in reference to male singer Sebastian Bach, 'She's pretty hot, huh?' - Submitted by: Jeff Glenn
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
F*****, f*****
Dude looks like a lady!
The Real Lyrics:
(Sax)(sax)
Dude looks like a lady.
The Story: All my life I thought it said (the derogatory term for homosexual) instead of some saxophone bleat. I thought it was covered up sometimes for censoring purposes. My roommate laughed at me when I yelled out (the misheard lyric). - Submitted by: josh
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like A Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You look like a meatball.
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
The Story: My grandma was driving me to school. This song came on and she said, "Why is he singing about a meatball?" I was eating a Lifesaver and it almost shot out of my nose.(Don't try and imagine that, you'll burn your corneas out). So I asked,"Granma what do you mean?" And she goes, "He's singing 'You look like a meatbaaaaaalllll!!!!!" I had to explain it to her. I like her lyrics better!XD - Submitted by: JeffDavisSignedMyCast
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do it like a lady
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
The Story: This was my friend Anna...she didn't find out the real lyrics until we were at the Aerosmith cincert and she was belting out her own version. The rest of our friends and I, laughed til we cried. - Submitted by: Kelsey
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do the chocolate lady.
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
The Story: My son thought these were the words until I corrected him. He still sings it this way... just because. - Submitted by: dave w
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do the macorania!
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
The Story: Been singing it that way for years. Stumbled across the song while downloading and saw the actual title. I felt like a fool! - Submitted by: Kathy Wright
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do this like a lady
or
Do it like a lady
or
Doo-doo like a lady
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady
The Story: My friend and I were watching Mrs. Doubtfire, when this song came on. I couldn't stop laughing when I heard (or misheard) the lyric. I thought he was saying 'Doo-doo like a lady'. My friend asked me what was so funny, and I told him. He laughed, too. I guess he misheard it as well. - Submitted by: Chris Smith
Aerosmith's, "Dude Looks Like a Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Who's the lucky lady
The Real Lyrics:
Dude looks like a lady.
The Story: I used to sing like that all through my teenage years until I saw Mrs Doubtfire, heard the song, then I said "oooooo dude looks like a lady" lol duh - Submitted by: Krystal
Aerosmith's, "Dude, Looks Like a Lady"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Do me, do me, do me on the air
or
Do me do me, do me in the ear
or
Do me do me do me in the rear.
The Real Lyrics:
Do me, do me, do me all night.
The Story: I could never figure out what Steven Tyler was saying. I made some pretty weird guesses, and actually thought those were the lyrics at one point because it sort of made sense. - Submitted by: Sarah Reynolds
Aerosmith's, "Falling in Love (Is Hard on the Knees)"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My friend's assignment must be out of luck
or
My friend, Old Simon, must be out of luck.
The Real Lyrics:
My fantasize it must be out of luck"
The Story: My mom and I both got this wrong. When I was 8, I always thought that line said "My friend's assignment must be out of luck". That was until I checked the Aerosmith website. My mom, just the other week, was singing, "My friend, Old Simon, must be out of luck". LOL Surprisingly that fits. Anyway, she turns to me and says, "Those aren't the lyrics, are they???" - Submitted by: Jacko
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Cause even when I dream of you
The sweetest dream will never do
The Real Lyrics:
Cause even when I dream of you
The Swedish dream will never do
The Story: I used to sing it like that until I read the lyrics, lmao. I was like, "What is a Swedish dream?" - Submitted by: Lander
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to comb my hair
The Real Lyrics:
I don't want to close my eyes
The Story: Steven Tyler does sing "I don't want to close my eyes" clearly throughout most of the song but there is one bit towards the end where he really gets into the song and really belts out the notes and this is where, for years, I genuinely thought he sang "I don't want to comb my hair". I have since discovered that I was wrong! - Submitted by: Jacynthia Maries
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna hold you close, and feel your heart so close to mine.
The Real Lyrics:
I just wanna hold you close, I feel your heart so close to mine.
The Story: It still makes sense. - Submitted by: Katy
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I could stay away
The Real Lyrics:
I could stay awake
The Story: It kind of gets me when I hear this song from Armageddon (1998). The real lyrics actually make sense when it comes to the chorus (i.e. "I don't wanna close my eyes/I don't wanna fall asleep". - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna masturbate
The Real Lyrics:
I don't wanna miss a thing
The Story: It just sounds right. - Submitted by: Billy
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t want to miss the fair.
The Real Lyrics:
I don't want to miss a thing.
The Story: I only learnt the true lyric when I was 17, so I went my whole childhood singing the wrong lyric without anyone realising and telling me. - Submitted by: Miri
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
The Misheard Lyrics:
The sweetest dream I’d never do
The Real Lyrics:
The sweetest dream would never do
The Story: Always thought he thought so much of her he never dared dream of her like it was taboo. - Submitted by: Daniel
Aerosmith's, "Jaded"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And Mr.T's what you'd prefer!
The Real Lyrics:
And ecstasy's what you'd prefer!
The Story: It doesn't matter how many times I read or am told the right lyrics, I still sing the wrong ones! I guess I have a Mr. T fixation. - Submitted by: Amanda
Aerosmith's, "Jaded"
The Misheard Lyrics:
And my face is turning blue
The Real Lyrics:
And I'm the one that jaded you
The Story: I was doing karaoke at this teen club and the song Jaded was next, I love this song, so I volunteered. I thought I knew it all, so I didn't look at the screen. I sang, 'Jaded, and my face is turning blue!' Everyone was laughing so hard! I looked at the screen and saw the correct lyrics. My face really did turn blue! - Submitted by: Riley
Aerosmith's, "Jaded"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Hi, my baby blue
The Real Lyrics:
My, my baby blue
The Story: Kept thinking it had to do with saying hello. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Aerosmith's, "Jaded"
The Misheard Lyrics:
My my balls are blue.
The Real Lyrics:
My my baby blue
The Story: I was drunk. - Submitted by: Insider
Aerosmith's, "Janie's Got A Gun"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Jamie's out of gum.
The Real Lyrics:
Janie's got a gun.
The Story: We discovered that my 6 yr. old son's favourite song was 'Jamie's Out of Gum'. - Submitted by: Peter Loftis
Aerosmith's, "Janie's Got A Gun"
The Misheard Lyrics:
They said when Janie was arrested They found him on an inventory
The Real Lyrics:
They said when Janie was arrested
They found him underneath a train.
The Story: I thought the father was an auditor... I have no excuse. - Submitted by: JC
Aerosmith's, "Janie’s Got a Gun"
The Misheard Lyrics:
What’s “Come on down”?
The Real Lyrics:
What’s come undone
The Story: Could have sworn it had to do with the Price is Right! - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Aerosmith's, "Just Push Play"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Funky day!
The Real Lyrics:
F***ing A!
The Story: 'F***ing A' is an expression from the Boston area that generally means 'Awesome!'. This misheard lyric was actually heard by a friend of mine from Philly; I've had to explain it to a few out-of-townah's. - Submitted by: Rachel
Aerosmith's, "Just Push Play"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I just pushed grey.
The Real Lyrics:
Just push play.
The Story: I first heard this song on some Dodge Ram truck commercials. I though it was 'I just pushed grey' because those band members are getting kind of old. I figured they thought they were about to get grey hair. Hence, 'pushing grey' instead of 'pushing 50'. - Submitted by: Domov Runner
Aerosmith's, "Just Push Play"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Shush, shush baby
The Real Lyrics:
just push play
The Story: I remember hearing it in a Dodge Ram commercial. - Submitted by: Cody Finke
Aerosmith's, "Last Child"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I was the last child
Just a funky disease
The Real Lyrics:
I'm just a punk in the street.
The Story: Didn't know the real lyrics until my husband of 20 years looked at me like "Are you serious??" It's a running joke with the entire clan now. - Submitted by: Stephanie H.
Aerosmith's, "Last Child"
The Misheard Lyrics:
I was the last child
Just a bug in the stream.
The Real Lyrics:
I was the last child
Just a punk in the street.
The Story: My husband was only about 5 or so, listening to an older brother's album. Kids say what they understand; 'bugs in the stream' are so much easier to relate to. [Ed's note: I assume that your husband is much older now.] - Submitted by: Topaz
Aerosmith's, "Livin' On The Edge"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You can have yourself an omelette.
The Real Lyrics:
You can't stop yourself from fallin'.
The Story: We really thought they were saying 'You can have yourself an omelette'. And when they sang, 'Livin on the edge'-we're thinking, 'Man, this must be one hell of an omelette!' - Submitted by: flint
Aerosmith's, "Livin' on the Edge"
The Misheard Lyrics:
We're livin' in the fridge We're livin' in the fridge We're livin' in the fridge We're livin' in the fridge
The Real Lyrics:
We're livin' on the edge We're livin' on the edge We're livin' on the edge We're livin' on the edge
The Story: I think this is totally funny. - Submitted by: Arnold
Aerosmith's, "Love In An Elevator"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in Latvia
The Real Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
The Story: I requested 'Love in Latvia' at a school disco, and was laughed at immensly. It was about a month later I was told it was actually 'Love in an Elevator'. I didn't go to school discos after that. [Ed.'s note: Just wondering why a school "disco" would play 'Love In An Elevator'?] - Submitted by: emma h
Aerosmith's, "Love In An Elevator"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' in Ella Vita
The Real Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
The Story: It was actaully my mother who misheard the lyrics. She thought they were talking about being in Spain or Italy or somewhere, and that they were speaking in a foreign language ("Ella Vita"). - Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Aerosmith's, "Love In An Elevator"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' it on Levitra
The Real Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
The Story: I rarely listen to the words of a song (because I usually get them wrong). This song intrigued me, though, partly because of this misheard line and partly because it was such a kickin' tune. I never questioned what I thought I had heard since Steven Tyler was getting up in years and I first heard the tune not long after all the hype over the Levitra commercial. Had the radio anouncer said the name of the song, I would have realized my mistake. This was not the case. I was somewhat embarrased when I walked into work singing this mutated line. My coworkers heard me a started laughing. Fortunately, they thought I was intentionally making a joke of the song. - Submitted by: Todd Sittaro
Aerosmith's, "Love In An Elevator"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Shaggy's in the elevator.
The Real Lyrics:
Jacki's in the elevator.
The Story: When I heard that, I thought 'What?! Are Aerosmith secret Scooby Doo fans? And if so, where's Scooby?' - Submitted by: Kim L
Aerosmith's, "Love in an Elevator"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss your sexy breasts
The Real Lyrics:
Kiss your sassafras
The Story: I *know* it's not that but not knowing the word "sassafras", it's what my brain wants to hear... - Submitted by: Jules
Aerosmith's, "Love in an Elevator"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' it up live an angel
The Real Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
The Story: I heard about Aerosmith's hit "Love in an Elevator" but no one ever pointed out that that title was the song that was playing so I had no chance to put 2 and 2 together. A few years later someone happened to ask me if I liked "Love in an Elevator" and I said, "I don't know, how does it go?". After hearing them sing it and initially claiming that they were wrong and it was really "Livin' it up live an angel", it hit me like a brick and I quietly walked away. - Submitted by: Timi Zhuo
Aerosmith's, "Love in an Elevator"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' an elevator,
Living it up when I'm going down,
Lovin' an elevator,
Loving it up 'til I hit the ground
The Real Lyrics:
Love in an elevator,
Living it up when I'm going down,
Love in an elevator,
Loving it up 'til I hit the ground
The Story: My friend Andrew used to think that "Love in an Elevator" was about a love affair WITH an elevator, not IN an elevator. I explained it to him, and he said, "Huh, that makes sense now. That song used to make me very confused." - Submitted by: Scarlet
Aerosmith's, "Love in an Elevator"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' that old Velveeta
The Real Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
The Story: My mom used to listen to it all the time and thought it was hilarious not to tell me. - Submitted by: Timi Zhuo
Aerosmith's, "Love in an Elevator"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Loving it A Lá Veeta
The Real Lyrics:
Love in an elevator
The Story: I'm in my forties and only just realised this song was called "Love in an Elevator"! I knew it was by Aerosmith but never thought what the song might be called. This misheard lyric is genuinely what I thought they sang. Doh! - Submitted by: Garry Davenport
Aerosmith's, "Love in an Elevator"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Shaggy's in the elevator
The Real Lyrics:
Jackie's in the elevator
The Story: I was young, innocent, and thought the song was somehow connected to Scooby-Doo. - Submitted by: Timi Zhuo
Aerosmith's, "Rag Doll"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Whacked off in the middle of a movie
The Real Lyrics:
Rag doll, living in the movies
The Story: Our friend Eileen was so shocked that they would play such an obscene lyric on the radio. I never saw anyone laugh so hard as she did when we told her the right, clean lyrics. - Submitted by: Eileen Parker
Aerosmith's, "Same Old Song And Dance"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Lovin' Satan on the south side of town.
The Real Lyrics:
Say love ain't the same on the south side of town.
The Story: I told all my friends I was right. We had quite a battle. I even (going through my 'difficult' stage) made a sign with this lyric on it and stuck it on my door. Oops! - Submitted by: Charlena The Groupie
Aerosmith's, "Sing for the Moment "
The Misheard Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for a fajita,
Sing for the laughter, and sing the tear
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
The Real Lyrics:
Sing with me, sing for a year
Sing for the laughter, and sing the tear
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
The Story: When my friends got into rock n roll as as teens we listened to Aerosmith dream on. And on the chorus played my friend said it sounds like he is saying sing for a fajita. I'd sing for a fajita. So the remainder of the song he sang it and my other friend was getting upset because he was trying to hear the real lyrics because he wanted to know what they were saying. And to this day I hear sing for a fajita. - Submitted by: Gary
Aerosmith's, "Something's Gotta Give"
The Misheard Lyrics:
There is nothing my Aunt Flawl can't do.
The Real Lyrics:
Does the noise in my head bother you?
The Story: I was 8 years old, listening to this song, and I kept singing that line over and over. Until I figured out the real thing. - Submitted by: Jacko
Aerosmith's, "Sweet Emotion"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Feet in motion
The Real Lyrics:
Sweet Emotion
The Story: My grandchildren wanted me to put on their favorite song, Feet in Motion. I tried to figured out what they wanted when my daughter told me they wanted me to put on Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith. I do not think that they will ever live that request down. - Submitted by: maridav
Aerosmith's, "Sweet Emotion"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Sweep the lotion.
The Real Lyrics:
Sweet emotion
The Story: I was listening to this song in the car and my 9 year old daughter asked 'Is he saying 'sweep the lotion?''. My daughter seemed confused; because if you spilled some lotion, you would probably wipe it up with a rag rather than sweep it up with a broom. I laughed so hard I almost wrecked the car. - Submitted by: sara
Aerosmith's, "Train Kept A Rollin'"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Trained pepperoni, all night long.
The Real Lyrics:
Train kept a rollin' all night long.
The Story: It wasn't until my husband cracked up laughing (15 years after I first misheard this) that I learned the truth. - Submitted by: Holly Spitzer
Aerosmith's, "Train Kept A Rollin"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Eatin' macaroni all night long
The Real Lyrics:
Train kept a rollin' all night long.
The Story: Somebody told me they heard somebody else singing this misheard lyric (feelin' it). Now that's all I hear when the song comes on the radio. - Submitted by: Cf
Aerosmith's, "Train Kept A-rollin'"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooh-Stop! Grab a turkey!
The Real Lyrics:
Ooooh-We stopped in Albuquerque!
The Story: A guy I was in Army Basic Training with told me about this one. I don't know the details, just that it caused someone a lot of ridicule and became an unofficial motto for him and his friends. - Submitted by: Nigel
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Art Display!
The Real Lyrics:
Walk this way
The Story: When I was about 6 or 7 my mom used to put the classic rock station on in the car. This song would periodically come on. I was too young to understand any of the sexual implications of the lyrics at the time, I just thought it was a song about some kids at school. So I thought maybe the song was about how someone had to present their art for an "Art display." - Submitted by: Gabe
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Fort Desquain
The Real Lyrics:
Walk this way
The Story: I was in forth grade when the song came out and since my older brother liked Aerosmith, I heard it a lot. I have a memory of 4th grade history class and learning about a place called Fort Desquain. I thought 'Walk This Way' was written about this historical place. Present day, I have googled this many times and can find no such place exists. Perhaps Fort Duquesne? - Submitted by: Shorty
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Heart display
The Real Lyrics:
Walk this way
The Story: I was real young when I heard this song for the 1st time and thought Steve was yelling 'Heart Display' and I figured he had a broken heart and was 'displaying' it for the world to see, I learned the right lyrics thanks to Run DMC and Aerosmith remaking the song!! - Submitted by: kc
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Off the slain
The Real Lyrics:
Walk this way.
The Story: When I was three I would listen to this in the car with my dad. I thought that in the song they were telling someone to get 'off the slain'. I didn't know what 'slain' meant, but I would still sing the song that way. - Submitted by: Erin G.
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Pork and swine
The Real Lyrics:
Walk this way.
The Story: A couple of years ago, my family traveled to San Diego, and we changed the station in the car looking for a cool song. Then 'Walk This Way' by Aerosmith came on. My brother never heard it before, and he started singing 'Pork and swine, pork and swine.' - Submitted by: John Joseph A. Gatchalian
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
The Misheard Lyrics:
See-saw swingin' with your b***s in the school
Aand your feet flyin' up in the air.
The Real Lyrics:
See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
And your feet flyin' up in the air.
The Story: Uh, huh-huh, hey Beavis, he said b***s. I really thought Steven Tyler was singing about his b***s! And to think it is just boys, darn!! - Submitted by: Joe
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Walk this way, chalk display!
or
Walk this way, stalk in hay.
The Real Lyrics:
Walk this way, talk this way.
The Story: Me, my mom, my little brother, and my cousin were driving to the beach one day three years ago and this song came on. My cousin, who seems to think he knows everything started singing along with it and when it came to the 'Walk this way' part, he belted out, 'Walk this way, chalk display!' Everyone in the car laughed and my little brother said, 'No no no, it's 'walk this way stalk in hay!' We all knew that that one couldn't be right because it made absolutely no sense at all. We went with the 'chalk display'. I guess he figured that because of some of the school references. My cousin couldn't have been more wrong. I looked up the lyrics about six months ago and realized his mistake. He still, to this day, will never live that down. - Submitted by: Brittany Bell
Aerosmith's, "Walk This Way"
The Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothing 'til you download a muffin.
The Real Lyrics:
You ain't seen nothin' til you're down on a muffin.
The Story: My friend and I were listening to this song. He asked very calmly, 'You ain't seen nothing till you download a muffin?' I responded, 'Two things. One: this song was out in the 70's. There was no such thing as 'downloading'. And two: download a muffin?!' - Submitted by: Tom M.
Aerosmith's, "Walk on Water"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, but I want to hop on the motor with jam.
The Real Lyrics:
Yeah, but I want to walk on the water with you.
The Story: I was like 11 when I first heard the song... - Submitted by: Spencer Jackson
Aerosmith's, "What It Takes"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, before I met you
I was f-i-n-g-y.
The Real Lyrics:
Girl, before I met you
I was f-i-n-e fine.
The Story: This is my husband's mishearing. He could never figure out what 'fingy' meant. - Submitted by: Sufia
Aerosmith's, "What It Takes"
The Misheard Lyrics:
So tell me whose to blame for being trite.
The Real Lyrics:
So tell me whose to blame for thinking twice.
The Story: It made perfect sense to me that someone was "being trite" and that's why they broke up. - Submitted by: Yvette Hourigan

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