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Song Parodies -> "Too Many Folks Have Guns"

Original Song Title:

"Janie's Got A Gun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Too Many Folks Have Guns"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

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Janie's got a gun, but she's not the only one
Too many folks have guns, it's becoming quite undone
A loaded weapon in every home, it's a deadly norm
Easy access to destruction, what could possibly go wrong?

"In guns we trust" is the motto that should be on cash
But with every trigger pulled, another life is gone in a flash
The sheer number of guns is a factor we can't ignore
When something's that abundant, it's bound to cause war

Janie's got a gun, and so does Billy and Joe
They say it's for protection, but how can we know?
One slip of the finger, one moment of rage
Could leave a family devastated, and forever changed

"In guns we trust" is the motto that should be on cash
But with every trigger pulled, another life is gone in a flash
The sheer number of guns is a factor we can't ignore
When something's that abundant, it's bound to cause war

We need to take a stand, and say enough is enough
We need to protect our children, and keep them safe from harm
We need to change the mindset, that guns are the only way
There are other solutions, let's find them today

"In guns we trust" is the motto that should be on cash
But with every trigger pulled, another life is gone in a flash
The sheer number of guns is a factor we can't ignore
When something's that abundant, it's bound to cause war

Janie's got a gun, and so do many more
Let's work towards a solution, and make gun violence no more.

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Pacing: 1.1
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Overall Rating: 1.1

Total Votes: 27

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mouselover - May 09, 2023 - Report this comment
Everyone who rated this all 1s is a Republican.
eel deal - May 10, 2023 - Report this comment
it's hard to believe that 99% of reviewers are Republicans. something seems fishy with that.
Phil Alexander - May 10, 2023 - Report this comment
It's not so hard to believe that there's one or possibly two who clear their cookies and vote multiple times. The massive irony is they're the one(s) complaining loudest about imaginary voter fraud.
eel deal - May 14, 2023 - Report this comment
Phil, that is good insight on your part.

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