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Song Parodies -> "Walter’s Got A Gun"

Original Song Title:

"Janie’s Got A Gun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Walter’s Got A Gun"

Parody Written by:

SwimPuff165

The Lyrics

Dum, dum, dum Lebowski what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it’s the sound of Walter’s gun
Dum, dum, dum Lebowski what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum it’s the sound

Walter’s got a gun
Walter’s got a gun
Bowling score’s tied two to one
Now his temper’s come undone
What did lil’ Larry do?
What did steal from you?
They say when Walter when to see him
They asked Larry where the money was
But boy, he had it comin’ now that Walter’s got a gun
He ain’t never gonna be the same

Walter’s got a gun
Walter’s got a gun
His fury’s just begun
Now The Dude feel life’s no fun
Tell me now it ain’t true
What did lil’ Larry do?
He smashed a sleek new fancy sports car
That was just bought by a stranger
They say the reason for this doing was he thought that it was Larry’s
And that had show him that raping was a danger

Bowl away, bowl away all the pins, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Bowl away bowl away all the pins yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bowl away, bowl away, bowl, bowl away

Walter’s got a gun
Walter’s got a gun
His fury’s just begun
Now The Dude feel’s life’s no fun
What did lil’ Larry do?
It’s time for Walter to make due
He had found out in the near end that his buddy Donny had a heart attack
He said this is what will happen when you find a stranger in alps
He always got his buddy’s backs

Bowl away, bowl away all the pins, yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Bowl away bowl away all the pins yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Bowl away, bowl away, bowl, bowl away

Walter’s got a gun
Walter’s got a gun
Walter’s got a gun
The Dude’s life’s just ain’t no fun

Walter’s got a gun
His fury’s just begun
Now The Dude feel life’s no fun
Walter’s got a gun
His fury’s just begun
Now The Dude feel life’s no fun

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CML - May 02, 2022 - Report this comment
Great comic concept. Couple of non rhyming pacing errors though. Maybe I'll make a few editing suggestions so you can make this perfect ..... And let me say this again, if you cant conjure up a rhyme in your own brain use resources on the internet. Best one is Rhymezone.com. I used it heavily on the parody I submitted today
CML - May 02, 2022 - Report this comment
Rhyme Fix #1 .. But boy, he aint forthcoming, now that Walter has a gun .. He knows that there will be no fuzz (boomer slang for police)
CML - May 02, 2022 - Report this comment
Fix # 2 .. We knew that this might happen when he meddled in kidnappin' .... Now we got somethin
SwimPuff165 - May 19, 2022 - Report this comment
Can you edit this parody for me? Would be a great help thanks.

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