Song Parodies ->Authors -> Mike Armstrong
The dynamic duo of Mike Armstrong (Mike Johnston and Jordan Armstrong) started writing parodies in the summer of 2000 as a way to mock pop culture, sports, their home state, or to simply finish a homework assignment (See : "Fire Man"). They stumbled upon Amiright in the spring of 2002, and have been submitting to the site ever since. Many of the early works were collaborations, such as "Kokomo" and "Leb'non", but many of the recent works have been done individually and submitted under the entity Mike Armstrong. With both members of MA in college (Jordan at the University of Michigan & Mike at Indiana University), they try their hardest to keep up with the ever changing world of parody writing. While they are proud of their 3 top 100 hits, and hope for similar successes in the future, both members of MA relish writing quality parodies about quality topics. They hope to record some of their personal favorites sometime in the near future. Here's to many more great times at Amiright!
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Goodbye R.M.K. (Bobby Knight Salute) | Candle In the Wind | Elton John | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 155 | |
| Mrs. Peters | Desperado | The Eagles | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 127 | |
| Kokomo (Indiana) | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 238 | |
| Leb'non (Indiana) | Broadway | Goo Goo Dolls | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 117 | |
| Fire Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 163 | |
| Mrs. Glore's Room | Grundy County Auction | John Michael Montgomery | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 188 | |
| Scott's Song | Your Song | Elton John | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 821 | |
| Because You Drugged, Thugged, And Mugged Me | Because You Loved Me | Celine Dion | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 222 | |
| Father of Crime | Father of Mine | Everclear | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 136 | |
| Welcome to McDonald's | Welcome to the Jungle | Guns 'n Roses | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 383 | |
| End of the Innocence (Shawshank Redemption) | End of the Innocence | Don Henley | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 179 | |
| I'm Gonna Shoot My Neighbor's Dog | Original Song Written By Me | Mike Armstrong | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 125 | |
| Boys of Summer (Baseball Strike) | Boys of Summer | Don Henley | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 410 | |
| Bad Revolution | Land of Confusion | Genesis | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 154 | |
| Brick | Rik | Ben Folds Five | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 144 | |
| Ghetto Child | American Child | Phil Vassar | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 140 | |
| He Cannot Shut the Door | I Could Not Ask for More | Edwin McCain | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 170 | |
| Like My Stocks | Like a Rock | Bob Seger | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 137 | |
| 40 Hour Week (Indiana) | 40 Hour Week | Alabama | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 431 | |
| Only in Comerica | Only in America | Brooks & Dunn | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 171 | |
| Lions' Misery | Livin' on a Prayer | Bon Jovi | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 174 | |
| I Can Sing Songs Like That | I Can Love You Like That | All-4-One | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 166 | |
| Anyone Can Stop Them Now | Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now | Starship | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 374 | |
| Mailman Malone | Private Malone | David Ball | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 250 | |
| 99 Great Cartoons | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 313 | |
| Notre Dame | Still the Same | Bob Seger | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 276 | |
| Fat Cow | Right Now | Van Halen | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 148 | |
| Anyone Can Stop Them Now Part II (Nobody Can Stop Them Now) | Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now | Starship | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 147 | |
| Our Next 30 Songs | My Next 30 Years | Tim McGraw | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 312 | |
| Joe-Dean the Plowman | Frosty the Snowman | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 143 | |
| Dungycoltsville | Brokenheartsville | Joe Nichols | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 142 | |
| Two Bumbling Hosses | Three Wooden Crosses | Randy Travis | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 135 | |
| They're The Democrats | You're A Grand Ole Flag | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 154 | |
| You May Be White | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 144 | |
| Beat the Pistons | Go the Distance | Michael Bolton | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 133 | |
| Absolutely (The Story of a Bastard Who Continuously Gives Us 1,1,1s for NO REASON!!) | Absolutely (The Story of a Girl) | Nine Days | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 202 | |
| Growth and Decay (Calculus Torture) | Show Me the Way | Styx | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 207 | |
| Down! | Up! | Shania Twain | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 138 | |
| We'll Strike! WNBA!!! | Heaven is a Place on Earth | Belinda Carlisle | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 161 | |
| Fight in These Guys | Light in Your Eyes | Blessid Union of Souls | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 140 | |
| Lose All Year | Lose Yourself | Eminem | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 151 | |
| 33.3% Sure (I Won't Lose It In '04) | 99.9% Sure (I've Never Been Here Before) | Brian McComas | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 168 | |
| Crap (Ode to the Garage Sale) | Stand | REM | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 184 | |
| Wintuition | Intuition | Jewel | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 176 | |
| Vote for Schwarzenegger | Walk a Little Straighter | Billy Currington | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 171 | |
| Clinton's Wife | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 235 | |
| I Hate the Cubs | Thicker Than Blood | Garth Brooks | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 664 | |
| Nick at Nite | This Side | Nickel Creek | 4.3 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 141 | |
| Molester Guy (The Ultimate Michael Jackson Experience) | American Pie | Don MacLean | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 230 | |
| He's Always a Clipboard QB | She's Always a Woman to Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Penske Girl | Whiskey Girl | Toby Keith | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 124 | |
| Saving Private Ryan (Tribute to Tom Hanks) | Live Like You Were Dyin' | Tim McGraw | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 761 | |
| 1925 | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 235 | |
| If Nevin | If Heaven | Andy Griggs | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 126 | |
| Mr. Mom?? | Mr. Mom | Lonestar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 543 | |
| A Shart on the Shatter | The Heart of the Matter | Don Henley | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 207 | |
| He's a Norse, Badass Viking | Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy | Big & Rich | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 343 | |
| Butt Crack Plumber | Six Pack Summer | Phil Vassar | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 1589 | |
| Have You Seen Ol' Donaldbain | Have You Ever Seen the Rain | Credence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Sir Jack | Sir Duke | Stevie Wonder | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 172 | |
| Kill the Prez | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 176 | |
| General Mills | Beverly Hills | Weezer | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 780 | |
| Irony | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 1716 | |
| Symphony (Brass Band) | Stay With Me (Brass Bed) | Josh Gracin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Drinkin' the High Life | Back In the High Life | Steve Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| Meet the Press | Be Our Guest | Disney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| Settlin' (Oregon Trail) | Settlin' | Sugarland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 263 |
