I love that song! You should do more parodies of little-known Styx songs. Well done!

Thank you! I'm a big Styx fan myself=)

(ABC) good one!

G=5*3

(ABC) Parody good, discrete math bad.

(ABC) Great job! 555!

I know far too many Styx songs, but I musta missed this one. And the only calculus I know is on my teeth. (Where there is also growth and decay.) Therefore, I'm pretty much useless to you here, M'n'A. So I'll just drop in and say Howdy.

DKTOS - not too familiar with Styx. I always figured any Math you couldn't do in your head was too much trouble.

Don't know the song either, but I gave you fives for making me glad I never took calculus; hope you don't mind.

(ABC) (2³ X 7) - (41 + 10) thrice

Well done. You dredged up a few memories that I had previously been able to block out, but Melhi's formula works for me, too.

Nice. Though by "Dicrete" in the top comment I assume you mean "discrete"? In which case, everything you mentioned here is exactly *not* discrete, as calculus is entirely the study of continuous functions, that being the entire point of differentials and integrals :-P. Also in the list of constants, you missed the most important one to *any* exponential growth problem - e :-P. You can't forget about e. Anyway, I have a feeling you're quite glad you're not taking Multivariable Differential Equations right now like I am. Make sure to check out (blatant advertising) my similar parody http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/2gether0.shtml, and in the mean time, have some 5s.

Good song...didn't know the original, which is odd because I'm a Styx fan. But the words themselves were good (I took calc and diff eq too)

Not a Styx fan. Managed to find the song. Liked the refrain but this is quite a hard song to follow in terms of pacing. 5's for a hard song, but the structure of the song actually hurts the parody of it. My point is, I think it's more enjoyable reading these lyrics than singing them. Good job you two.

very clever parody ... and clever comments too!

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