I got the urge today that I never wanna feel
But I knew that it was real
An oh too friendly feelin' racing through the bow'ls
My last great taco meal
So I raced into the bathroom, and the struggle soon commenced
In a public stall, a crowded mall
Kept hearing voices, outside my fortress door
Cause me miles of embarrassment just hold a LITTLE MORE

And I'm straining to keep the noise in now but it's comin like whoa!
And the more I fight, the more the pressure builds
All these nachos cause an urge, just a shart fulfills
I been tryin' to hold in to a shart on the shatter
But my sphincter's weak, and I'm wanting to splatter but I'm thinking about
My neighbor, his senses
Cause I could, I just might, blow myself right out the door

Ah self-control's so uncertain, there's a def'nite exit line
Colon's filled with poo
I just think about my stall neighbor, how can he get through
This foul digestive brew
So I rip the toilet paper, prepare my fleet escape
Just in case he passes out from gas
Digestive composition, that fills up this empty bowl
Is just begging to be seeped out, in just a massive poop patrol

And I'm straining to keep the noise in now but it's comin like whoa!
And the more I fight, the more the pressure builds
All these nachos cause a rooted itch, only a shart fulfills
I been tryin' to hold in to a shart on the shatter
But now things are changin', and I'm STARTING to splatter but I'm thinking about
My neighbor, his senses
Cause I could, I just might, blow myself right out the door

There are moments in your life that come and go
They shatter heart, man they can kill your pride
I better prepare for departure man, cuz here it comes!
There's simply no more denying, this amount that's stuck inside so I

I just let go and gave in to a shart on the shatter
And the stall doors shake, at the sound of the splatter and I'm thinking about
My neighbor, his senses
Swipe the wipe, zip the pants, fly myself right
I just let go and gave in to a shart on the shatter
And my neighbor just swore, and I'm scrambling to scatter and I'm cleaning up now
The cheap soap, the dryer
And I fly, High and dry right on through the

My neighbor
His Senses (Poopay!!!)
A Wipe Swipe (Ohhhhhh no)
A Pants Zip (*urgent grunt*)
The cheap soap (*toilet flush*)
The Dryer

And I fly right on through the open door