Leb'non's dark tonight,
Cuz they can't 'ford electricity,
Leb'non's dark tonight,
See the blue hairs sittin' in Section Dubya,
Waitin' for their team to score.

Re/Max built those trailers,
Right off 65,
You know you've made it,
When you see that double wide.
Rick Mount is still shootin,
Down at that dirty park,
He'll take ya to Jim Dandy's,
If you rebound until dark.

You know you'd love to run home,
But you know you ain't got one,
Cuz your last mortgage check,
Has been forgotten, by Pa....

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You put your 401(k),
Into your eldest son,
In hopes that one day,
He'd lead Leb'non's title run.
His jumpshot don't impress me,
He don't use heel-toe-toe,
He's got a long way left,
Before he can beat Kokomo.

You know you'd love to run home,
But you know you don't have one,
Cuz that last mortgage check,
Has been forgotten,
And you wish you had a house,
Cuz that's where you'd be runnin,
But mom's last 5 checks,
Have all been bad ones, again....again....

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