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Song Parodies -> "Anyone Can Stop Them Now"
Original Song Title:
"Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Starship
Parody Song Title:
"Anyone Can Stop Them Now"
Parody Written by:
Mike Armstrong
The Lyrics
Tribute to the St. Louis Rams, who have done the impossible, and lost their first 4 games.
Bruce drops another pass,
As Denver kicks their ass,
This bet I made,
Is going down the drain.
They tackle like my mother,
Fletcher misses another,
What's going on,
Their offense can't gain.
BRIDGE
Some say they're lazy,
Who really knows?
Gettin' beat by Dallas,
All I know is that they blow.
Half the crowd is angry,
The other half in shock,
Maybe Faulk could run,
If the o-line would block...
CHORUS
We can beat the Rams together,
Dynasty gone forever,
Anyone can stop them now.
And if they keep racking up losses,
Warner's errant tosses,
Anyone can stop them,
Anyone can stop them now...
Wilkins shanks a big kick,
Mike Martz looks like he's sick,
Whatever it takes,
To fall flat again.
Rememberin all the good games,
Beatin all the big names,
Whatever it took,
To get that hard earned win...
BRIDGE
All that they need is skill...
All that they need...
Keep losing forever,
Forever and ever...
CHORUS
CHORUS
As Denver kicks their ass,
This bet I made,
Is going down the drain.
They tackle like my mother,
Fletcher misses another,
What's going on,
Their offense can't gain.
BRIDGE
Some say they're lazy,
Who really knows?
Gettin' beat by Dallas,
All I know is that they blow.
Half the crowd is angry,
The other half in shock,
Maybe Faulk could run,
If the o-line would block...
CHORUS
We can beat the Rams together,
Dynasty gone forever,
Anyone can stop them now.
And if they keep racking up losses,
Warner's errant tosses,
Anyone can stop them,
Anyone can stop them now...
Wilkins shanks a big kick,
Mike Martz looks like he's sick,
Whatever it takes,
To fall flat again.
Rememberin all the good games,
Beatin all the big names,
Whatever it took,
To get that hard earned win...
BRIDGE
All that they need is skill...
All that they need...
Keep losing forever,
Forever and ever...
CHORUS
CHORUS
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