Song Parodies -> "We'll Strike! WNBA!!!"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven is a Place on Earth"

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"We'll Strike! WNBA!!!"

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The Lyrics

"Richie" is the coach of the New York Liberty... Richie Audubado. This song was inspired by the ridiculous claims that that sorry excuse for a league is on strike

Ooo Sister don't you want some more pay?
We'll Strike! WNBA!!!
Who cares if noone sees us play??
We will Strike! WNBA!!!
We'll Strike! WNBA!!!

They won't shut us down
There's Title nine
And we are court bound
But we still can't play
We're sympathy based;
Half of us are gay

When can't do anything right
No one pays to see us play tonight
And we're dribbling it off our knees
Will someone make, a jump shot please??!!

Ooo Sister don't you want some more pay?
We'll Strike! WNBA!!!
Who cares if noone sees us play??
We will Strike! WNBA!!!
We'll Strike! WNBA!!!

When we're on the break
We get nervous
And we start to shake
It's a layup; BRICK
Richie, take me out
Put in someone quick.

In this league we're just beginning
To understand the miracle of screening
We could never play before
And the league will suck for evermore!

Ooo Sister don't you want some more pay?
We'll Strike! WNBA!!!
Who cares if noone sees us play??
We will Strike! WNBA!!!
We'll Strike! WNBA!!!

Ooo Sister don't you want some more pay?
We'll Strike! WNBA!!!
Who cares if noone sees us play??
We will Strike! WNBA!!!
We'll Strike! WNBA!!!
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Rice Cube - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment

On strike WHY??? Except for UConn and Tennessee, women's basketball is like one of the most painful things to watch, EVER. But don't take my word for it, ask my female friends (they agree, btw). You'd think they'd be happy just to HAVE a league to play in, even if the demand apparently isn't there. Anyway, excellent idea for a parody, many accolades and yada yada yada.

Jonathan C. - April 23, 2003 - Report this comment

And don't forget Purdue, Rice, even though they don't have as many titles as UConn or Tennessee. I hope the WNBA doesn't shoot itself in the foot by striking.

Michael Pacholek - April 24, 2003 - Report this comment

The WNBA is the best game in town. I would pay 20 bucks to see the New York Liberty. I wouldn't pay a plugged nickel to watch the Nix. (OK, disclaimer, I'm a Nets fan...see "Jersey Lady Meadowland") But L.A. throws a riot when the Fakers win, but, as Springsteen would say, they don't start a fire when win the Sparks.

Mike (Mike Armstrong) - May 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Purdue sucks, go Hoosiers

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