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Song Parodies -> "Only in Comerica"

Original Song Title:

"Only in America"

Original Performer:

Brooks & Dunn

Parody Song Title:

"Only in Comerica"

Parody Written by:

Mike Armstrong

The Lyrics

"Comerica Park" is the name of the Detroit Tiger's stadium, so this song is taking a shot at the abysmal Tigers, who seem to somehow get worse every year...
Sun goin up, on a Detroit mornin,
Team bus driver's, in a traffic jam,
Starin' at the players in the rear view mirror,
Thinkin' bout the talent, that they never had...

One guy dreams, of bein traded,
Doesn't care, just where he's sent,
One will end up goin to prison,
One's just on a 2-week stint...

Only in Comerica,
Dreamin of win 62,
Only in Comerica,
Lead off's hittin .242,
Paquette never had a chance,
With that awkward batting stance,
Only in Comerica...

Sun goin, down, on a Motown evenin,
Players arrivin' in a limousine,
Dmitri Young, and Jose Lima,
Overpaid players on a shitty team...

They came out here to play some baseball,
But they're 40 games out of first,
It don't matter if they're playin the Royals,
Just sit back, wait for the worst...



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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 22

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Steven Price - December 06, 2002 - Report this comment
As a lowly Tigers fan, I appreciate this song. It basically sums up all of our problems in an appropriate matter. I have also enjoyed your other sports parodies, keep up the good work.

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