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Song Parodies -> "Sir Jack"

Original Song Title:

"Sir Duke"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Sir Jack"

Parody Written by:

Mike Armstrong

The Lyrics

This is getting ugly...
Neverland's a place where monkeys roam
Throwing feces on a golden wall.
Children roaming through the Jackson home
PJ parties nightly it's a ball.
Just because Mike sounds like he is 12 doesn't mean he never lies.
But witnesses hit the stand like a marching band. They're announcing his demise.

Jacko's going to prison.
Jacko's going to prison, baby.
Jacko's going to prison.
Jacko's going to prison, people.

Did he lure the kid in the shower
Leaving his undies on the bathroom tile?
Yeah here are some of Jackson's children traps
That he's been using for a good long while.
For there's Mickey, Goofy, Donald and a whole African zoo.
And there's Chip & Dale, and the Seven Dwarfs cleaning up some sticky goo (YUK!)

Michael's doomed to the slammer
Jacko's going to prison, Lizzy
Jackson's heading to the pokey
Not the ones like before yea!

Jacko's going to prison.
Jacko's going to prison, mama.
Why did Jacko molest you?
How did Jacko get you in there Culkin?

Jacko's beat it trial.
Bad's no longer descriptive baby.
Black or white, doesn't matter.
Va a estar en cárcel Miguel.

Michel Jackson it's over.
Michael your life is over pervert.
Cell mates feel you all over.
This ain't what you bargained for, it's over Micheal!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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Red Ant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
( SOTM ) DKTOS but read it.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS
Agrimorfee - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS. This was ugly, alright. Whew!
Charlie Decker - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, I'll try to learn it.
Scathe - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Twisted.
Rick C - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Poor, poor Jacko! 5s
Dee Range - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...DKTOS, but love Jackson parodies. He deserves what he's gonna get...5's
Jeff Reuben - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM. Another song with monkeys! Have to join the DKTOS crowd here, but I enjoyed reading.
Guy - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) By the time this contest is over we will probably know the verdict, I hope. The trial is starting to drag on too long.
Arwen - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--DAMN Jeff Reuben and his monkey fixation...he HAD to beat me to it. But here's my comment anyway...

DKTOS, but who would have ever thought that there would be TWO parodies in this SOTM where monkies throwing poop was mentioned...? =) Fun read...
Melhi - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Creepy!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done.
Peter Andersson - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I might be just my wrongful observation but isn't it that a longer an American trial drags ut, the more likely it is that the jury comes to believe there is reasonable doubt? (Or maybe the just tend to agree on that so that they can all go home?). Seeing also that the lawyers make more money the longer things drags out, we might see this one hit 2006 (or beyond).
Peter Andersson a.k.a Master of Typos - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
It might be just my wrongful observation but isn't it that the longer an American trial drags ut, the more likely it is that the jury comes to believe there is reasonable doubt? (Or maybe they just tend to agree on that so that they can all go home?). Seeing also that the lawyers make more money the longer things drags out, we might see this one hit 2006 (or beyond).
Rex - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) After OJ, I wouldn't bet on conviction.
Johnny D - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) YIKES
Spaff.com - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn, I wanna send everyone an MP3 of the original song, which I love love love. I even learned to play the sax solo back in my band geek days. Y'all who DKTOS are also missing out on Mike/Armstrong's clever pacing, especially on those lengthy lines that close the verses. Nice job, M&A.
Stuart McArthur - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Beat It, Bad, Black and White - you got 'em all, Mike, except "History" - which would seem to be wishful thinking now for the King Of Pop
Phil Alexander - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm....
Kristof Robertson - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Sorry, Mike...DKTOS (which annoys me coz I quite like Stevie Wonder...)
Claude Prez - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh. "pokey". Wish I knew the original; well done.
2nz - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
So, um, yeah. I'm another bum handing out his 'DKTOS but read it' sticker. Based on the free-read and Spaff's recommendation I wish I did though. Poor, poor Jacko.
MysteryGoat - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS
Tim Mayfield - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Late comment due to Firefox and lack of sleep (I guess).. If Jacko goes to jail, will it be called a hokey pokey? Great stuff.

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