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Song Parodies -> "If Nevin"
Original Song Title:
"If Heaven"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Andy Griggs
Parody Song Title:
"If Nevin"
Parody Written by:
Mike Armstrong
The Lyrics
Dedicated to all the ailing athletes who struggle with injuries that hamper them every season... you're in our thoughts and prayers.
If Nevin had a doc,
He'd be a surgeon
When the hammy starts a-flarin' up in May,
Fred Taylor's groin is pulled,
And we're all laughin'
Cuz Giambi is listed day to day...
If Lindros had a brain,
He would retire
Just like Steve Young in 1998
If even Mike Piazza's out there catchin'
Then Darren Dreyfort could be feelin' great
Don't cry a tear for Grant Hill baby,
There comes a time your ankle just ain't sound
And if that's your situation
Then you, ya need to shut it down
Is Webber on the floor?
I can't believe it
I thought he broke his femur just last week
Oh wait a second, that was Steve McNair's leg,
That went through sports damnation, so to speak...
If Griffey's in the game,
It sure must be a spring one
While his shoulder's still in socket for a while
If Vick is hurt then it's a frightening one,
That kneecap sure was crushed in style...
Don't cry a tear for Grant Hill baby
There comes a time your ankle just ain't sound
And if that's your situation
Then you, ya need to shut it down
Yea, if that's your situation
Then you, ya need to shut it down...
He'd be a surgeon
When the hammy starts a-flarin' up in May,
Fred Taylor's groin is pulled,
And we're all laughin'
Cuz Giambi is listed day to day...
If Lindros had a brain,
He would retire
Just like Steve Young in 1998
If even Mike Piazza's out there catchin'
Then Darren Dreyfort could be feelin' great
Don't cry a tear for Grant Hill baby,
There comes a time your ankle just ain't sound
And if that's your situation
Then you, ya need to shut it down
Is Webber on the floor?
I can't believe it
I thought he broke his femur just last week
Oh wait a second, that was Steve McNair's leg,
That went through sports damnation, so to speak...
If Griffey's in the game,
It sure must be a spring one
While his shoulder's still in socket for a while
If Vick is hurt then it's a frightening one,
That kneecap sure was crushed in style...
Don't cry a tear for Grant Hill baby
There comes a time your ankle just ain't sound
And if that's your situation
Then you, ya need to shut it down
Yea, if that's your situation
Then you, ya need to shut it down...
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