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Song Parodies -> "Wintuition"
Original Song Title:
"Intuition"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Jewel
Parody Song Title:
"Wintuition"
Parody Written by:
Mike Armstrong
The Lyrics
Okay, this song won't make much sense to you unless you're an avid game show fan like I am. It's a tribute to the greatest cable network out there, Game Show Network. Hopefully, this 2 month layoff hasn't affected my ability to be somewhat humorous - hope you enjoy!
I'm watchin "Fam'ly Feud"
Louie A. is one fat dude
Richard Dawson works the crowd
Ray Combs - short, but loud.
Now I'm glued to the set ya know
Woolery's hostin' "Lingo"
Pull up a chair, gotta love Dick Clark
Not as much, as "Card Sharks".
It's not hard to pass the time
Game Show Network rules my mind...
"The Joker's Wild", then "Wintuition"
"Newlywed Game" - weird sort of affection!
It's "Press Your Luck", or "Love Connection"
They're easy to find
I'm Game Show Network crazy!
Gotta love the "Match Game" cast
Gene Rayburn, stars from the past
Monty Hall, "Let's Make a Deal!"
Screw the news, I want the "Wheel"!
It's Cable TV's hot corner
All you need is just Time Warner...
"Tic Tac Dough", then "Wintuition"
The "Pyramid" is my brand new religion!
The "Price is Right", or "Love Connection"
They're easy to find
I"m Game Show Network crazy!
You've got something that you're wantin to watch
What ya need?
How bout "Greed"?
You've got somethin that you're wantin to see
Now it's nine
"Scrabble" time!
If you want to, play those games
"Password" heaven, it's every day!
"Squares tonight", then "Wintuition"
Followed by "Classic Concentration"
"The Dating Game", or "Love Connection"
They're easy to find
I'm Game Show Network Crazy!
"The Joker's Wild", then "Wintuition"
"Newlywed Game" - weird sort of affection!
It's "Press Your Luck", or "Love Connection"
They're easy to find
I'm Game Show Network Crazy!
"Tic Tac Dough", then "Wintuition"
The "Pyramid" is my brand new religion!
The "Price is Right", or "Love Connection"
They're easy to find
I'm Game Show Network Crazy!
"Squares" tonight, then "Wintuition"
Followed by "Classic Concentration"!
Louie A. is one fat dude
Richard Dawson works the crowd
Ray Combs - short, but loud.
Now I'm glued to the set ya know
Woolery's hostin' "Lingo"
Pull up a chair, gotta love Dick Clark
Not as much, as "Card Sharks".
It's not hard to pass the time
Game Show Network rules my mind...
"The Joker's Wild", then "Wintuition"
"Newlywed Game" - weird sort of affection!
It's "Press Your Luck", or "Love Connection"
They're easy to find
I'm Game Show Network crazy!
Gotta love the "Match Game" cast
Gene Rayburn, stars from the past
Monty Hall, "Let's Make a Deal!"
Screw the news, I want the "Wheel"!
It's Cable TV's hot corner
All you need is just Time Warner...
"Tic Tac Dough", then "Wintuition"
The "Pyramid" is my brand new religion!
The "Price is Right", or "Love Connection"
They're easy to find
I"m Game Show Network crazy!
You've got something that you're wantin to watch
What ya need?
How bout "Greed"?
You've got somethin that you're wantin to see
Now it's nine
"Scrabble" time!
If you want to, play those games
"Password" heaven, it's every day!
"Squares tonight", then "Wintuition"
Followed by "Classic Concentration"
"The Dating Game", or "Love Connection"
They're easy to find
I'm Game Show Network Crazy!
"The Joker's Wild", then "Wintuition"
"Newlywed Game" - weird sort of affection!
It's "Press Your Luck", or "Love Connection"
They're easy to find
I'm Game Show Network Crazy!
"Tic Tac Dough", then "Wintuition"
The "Pyramid" is my brand new religion!
The "Price is Right", or "Love Connection"
They're easy to find
I'm Game Show Network Crazy!
"Squares" tonight, then "Wintuition"
Followed by "Classic Concentration"!
**Woolery = Chuck Woolery, host of the current game show "Lingo", and such past shows as "Greed", "Love Connection", and "Scrabble"**Louie A = Louie Anderson - former host of "Family Feud" known for his large wasteline**Richard Dawson - Former "Family Feud" host known for his flirting with the female contestants**Ray Combs - vertically challenged former host of "Family Feud"**Gene Rayburn - host of the "Match Game", show that was popular in the 1970's and early 80's**Monty Hall - host of the game show, "Let's Make a Deal"
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Great great job guys!
I thought this song was gonna be about the show, not the whole damn network it's on. Awesome none the less, but just remember the parody doesn't always have to rhyme with the title of the original (ie, the ones on the Poodle Hat album). Still loved it.
The poster formerly known as nally (trying to come up with a new name) - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job! Ya know, I was thinking of writing a parody of this song, but you beat me to it. Every time it comes on the radio and Jewel sings the title line, I always think, "Win Tuition"... this seems like a parody target. By the way, I always watch GSN.
(same commenter as above-- still haven't come up with a new name) - October 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually, I suppose I could write my own parody. I'd write my own words, though.
I think this was a nice idea for a parody, but I agree with Stockton that it emphasizes the network more than the show.
I LOVE IT.
Rats...now I have to resubmit my vote. :(
(ABC) DKTOS....good read.
Nice work, you Gameboy.
SOTM
(ABC-W) DKTOS But I would think that maybe Bob Barker would approved of this.
(ABC) DKTOS, but it must have been hard to fit the names and titles onto the chorus. This would have been a great theme song for the network.
(ABC-W) I thought this song was going to be about scholarships.
Well done. Good job of varying the chorus.
(ABC) What Green Bloodied Hound Dogs said.
ABC--"The Match Game" is my favorite!! Great job!
(ABC) DKTOS or the shows, but looks like you did a good job.
You worked them all in well Mike. Enjoyable.
I like that Russian Roulette show where they drop the losers down into oblivion; that rules. Anyway, nice job, though I don't know the Jewel song.
Not bad, sad to say KTOS (I do know it) =)
I had a listen to the OS a while back, thinking of writing a parody but didn't like it enough to go back and finish it off... not being that much of a game show freak most of the references went way over my head, I'm afraid... but it's very well-constructed.
(ABC W) - Mike, DKTOS here, and not too much on Game shows (or TV at all, anymore - my main use of my TV now seems to be as a jeri-rigged microphone stand)...Echoing Phil, I can see that this is very well put together...
(ABC-W) DKTOS, Mike...sorry!
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