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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

Kasabian should endorse "Steak Knives"
"what the hell??!!... (think hard)
princejellyfish
Keith Sweat should endorse "Air Conditioners"
When you sweat, you need air conditioning.
Soul
Kellie Pickler should endorse "Pickles"
A pickler would pickle cucumbers to make pickles?
Regina Haniger
Kenny Loggins should endorse "Fire Logs"
"Log" is in his name.
MOR
KIA Kevin Says Stage should endorse "KIA's as in the car."
Travis
Kid Rock should endorse "Pet Rocks"
They are a fad but maybe he could bring them back.
Travis
The Killers should endorse "Pianos"
Jerry Lee Lewis was "The Killer" and played piano.
rocky
The Killers should endorse "Lysol"
Lysol kills germs.
Rocky
Kim Carnes should endorse "Skin Cream"
Because it's an anagram of her name.
That No-one Candy Nye
KISS should endorse "Lipstick"
So the girls can kiss me and leave marks.
Travis
KISS should endorse "Hershey's Kisses"
Gene Simmons would spit out chocolate.
Rocky
KoRn should endorse "vegetables and produce"
KoRn? Corn? Quite obvious lol.
Metalhead
Kraftwerk should endorse "Cuyahoga Nuclear Power Plant"
located somewhere in Cleveland, OH
Mickey D.

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