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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 204 entries in this section.

Rachel Stamp should endorse "The Post Office"
That's where stamps are sold.
Melissa Conway
Electric Light Orchestra should endorse "Electricity"
To power up the *lights* in their name!
Captain Irk
ZZ Top should endorse "Fisher-Price Tops"
Just in time for the Holidays.
No One In Particular
T-Pain should endorse "Tylenol"
Tylenol starts with 'T' and it's for pain relief.
soul
Jigsaw should endorse "Puzzles"
Jigsaw Puzzles, get it?
Paul Warren
Mary J. Blige ft. Ja Rule should endorse "Insurance Company"
Keep on Smiling, with AMI Insurance
Rocky Mak
Soul Asylum should endorse "Temples, churches or mosques"
Places where people's souls are healed.
B1982
Ice-T should endorse "Iced tea"
Isn't it obvious?
Captain Irk
Queen should endorse "Royalty (or chess)"
Since a queen is a monarch AND a chess piece.
Captain Irk
The Call should endorse "telephones"
Because you 'call' someone on the telephone!
Jen
Chad Kroeger should endorse "Kroger Supermarkets"
Let's go Krogering with a "Rockstar".
Rocky
Kellie Pickler should endorse "Pickles"
A pickler would pickle cucumbers to make pickles?
Regina Haniger
Sparks should endorse "Fireworks"
An obvious endorsement
newave
FireHouse should endorse "Firehouse Subs"
Firehouse is a subs eatery w/ firefighting decor
Mercedes Morgan
Weird Al Yankovic should endorse "Oreo's"
The White Stuff
Shiloh
Lawnmower Deth should endorse "Lawnmowers or "Lawnmower Man" DVD"
Correction from earlier entry.
Rocky
Nirvana should endorse "Buddhism"
Abesboy7
Buck's Fizz should endorse "Mixology Schools"
They are named after a cocktail, after all
Todd W. Zimmerman
The Popinjays should endorse "The O'Reilly Factor"
Since Bill O'Reilly uses that term often.
Political
Filter should endorse "Cigarettes "
One sounds like it'll kill you, the other just do
Crystal

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