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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

Manhattan Transfer should endorse "Rudy Giuliani For President"
Lend their version of "The Boy From New York City"
Peter
Mannheim Steamroller should endorse "Steamrollers (at a tool rental shop)"
Gives 'em something to do after the Holidays.
Santa
Mary J. Blige ft. Ja Rule should endorse "Insurance Company"
Keep on Smiling, with AMI Insurance
Rocky Mak
Massive Attack should endorse "War"
Grillzforlife
Meatloaf should endorse "Super Markets"
Thats where you buy meatloaf.
Travis
Megaherz should endorse "Electric company"
BECKER
Men At Work should endorse "Labor unions"
Should be obvious.
Peter
Men Without Hats should endorse "Haidressers"
If you've got nice hair, you don't need a hat
Jakko Wakko
Mercy Mercedes should endorse "Mercedes"
Travis
Metallica should endorse "Blacksmith"
Uhhhh..... must i explain?
You dont wanna know.
Mew should endorse "Catteries"
Mew is the sound that cats make.
B1982
Mike Tramp should endorse "Dog food"
Because of 'Lady & The Tramp'!
pickle
Modest Mouse should endorse "PETA: People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals "
To help protect those other "modest mice".
Peter
The Moldy Peaches should endorse "Glad Plastic Wrap"
If you dont use Glad your band turns out like 'em
JC Foster
The Moody Blues should endorse "Psychiatric services"
They're moody and also have the blues? Bipolar!
Chamelienne
Moon Zappa should endorse "NASA"
She
Mortal should endorse "Mortuaries"
They're a Christian techo band.
Christian
Mountain should endorse "Mountains"
weirdkid106
Mountain should endorse "Mountain Dew"
Rocky
Mountain should endorse "Climbing gear"
You can't sell a mountain, weirdkid106.
Rocky
My Chemical Romance should endorse "A dating service"
When a couple has chemistry, there's romance
Gee
MY chemical romance should endorse "my black poison"
cauz blak in my opinon reperzents chemicals
amanda day
My Chemical Romance should endorse "Drug stores"
Only people from the UK will get the joke.
dxman
My Morning Jacket should endorse "Jackets"
Obvious, isn't it?
hamburger456

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