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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

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Entries Beginning with P

Panic at the Disco should endorse "Disco clubs (assuming there are any left)"
Frank
Panic At The Disco! should endorse "Anti-anxiety medications"
It would help with the panic (a form of anxiety).
Peter
Papa Roach should endorse "Roach exterminators"
BECKER
Paper Lace should endorse "Arts And Crafts"
Sara
Paramore should endorse "Dating service"
Paramour- an illicit lover
tictacs941
The Partridge Family should endorse "Audubon Society"
Figure it out bird brain.
Peter
Passpo should endorse "Traveling companies"
Lefty Lucy
Patrick Stump should endorse "Tree Stump Removal Service"
Because "Stump" is his name
Lydia Helton
Patsy Biscoe should endorse "Biscuits"
Her name always reminded me of the word biscuit
Brionna Secret
Paul Oakenfold should endorse "Wood furniture"
Foldable wood furniture if there is a such thing.
Brit Boxx
Paw should endorse "Humane Society or PETA"
..or "The Ellen DeGeneres Show"!
one hit
PB&J Otter should endorse "PB&J Sandwhiches"
Brionna Secret
PB&J Otter should endorse "Otterbox Phone Cases"
Brionna Secret
PB&J Otter should endorse "Otter Pops"
Brionna Secret
The Pearly Whites should endorse "Crest Teeth Whitening Strips"
so those teeth can be pearly white
Rychendroll
The Peppermint Rainbow should endorse "Peppermint candy"
Lefty Lucy
Perfume should endorse "Febreze"
Chris Chendo
Perfume should endorse "perfume"
Lefty Lucy
Pet Shop Boys should endorse "Pet shops"
Winter Pepper
Phil Oakey should endorse "Forest Conservation"
British Bullcrap
Phil Oakey should endorse "Wood furniture"
He has "oak" in his surname.
Brit Boxx
Phish should endorse "Fish"
Brionna Secret
Phoenix should endorse "arizona.gov"
I hope I don't need to explain this.
JC Foster
Pink should endorse "Susan G Komen Foundation (Breast Cancer)"
Breast Cancer Awareness uses Pink Ribbons
Rychendroll
Pink Lady should endorse "Pink clothing and make-up"
Lefty Lucy
Pixie Lott should endorse "Disney Fairies toys"
Lefty Lucy
Pixie Lott should endorse "Smoothies"
Her favorite drink
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Placebo should endorse "Medication"
Makes enough sense.
missmikey612
Plain White T's should endorse "Clorox Bleach"
"for when your plain white t's get dirty"
flipside
Platinum Blonde should endorse "Loreal Paris Hair Colour"
This one is so very obvious. :)
Celeste
Platters should endorse "Various restaurants."
They actually did this in the early 1990's.
Peter
Plumb should endorse "Plumbing service"
Alice Spoonerism
The Pointer Sisters should endorse "Road signs"
Many road signs point you toward places.
Salvador Dali Parton
Poison should endorse "Rat Poison"
Travis
Polecats should endorse "Ferret sanctuaries or breeders"
Because polecat is another word for ferret
Brionna Secret
The Police should endorse "Kevlar Vests"
as worn by the police
Rychendroll
Pop Will Eat Itself should endorse "Soft drinks"
Soda pop will run down the oak tree.
Mickey D.
The Popinjays should endorse "The O'Reilly Factor"
Since Bill O'Reilly uses that term often.
Political
The Postal Service should endorse "The United States Postal Service"
Pretty obvious there.
Dylan B.
The Postmarks should endorse "Stamps"
Rocky
The Postmarks should endorse "Postal service"
Winter Pepper
Prince should endorse "Prince Spaghetti"
It would be his day, too.
Soul
Prince should endorse "Prince tennis equipment"
Soul
Project Pitchfork should endorse "Pitchforks"
Grillzforlife
Prototype should endorse "Prototype The Game"
Grillzforlife
Puddle Of Mudd should endorse "Wellington boots"
So your feet don't get wet.
Pickle
The Pussycat Dolls should endorse "Cat products or dolls"
Sheila Oh

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