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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

Jack Johnson should endorse "Boxing documentaries"
The first black heavyweight champ was Jack Johnson
Todd W. Zimmerman
Jars Of Clay should endorse "Ceramics"
Jen
Jewel should endorse "Jewelry"
Self-explanatory. Jewelry has jewels (duh).
Kerianne Hopkins
Jigsaw should endorse "Puzzles"
Jigsaw Puzzles, get it?
Paul Warren
Jimmie's Chicken Shack should endorse "KFC"
BECKER
Jimmy's Chicken Shack should endorse "KFC or other chicken themed restaurants"
Obscure
Jo Boxers should endorse "Underwear"
Another obvious endorsement
Mr. Oblivious
Joan Jett should endorse "Boeing"
The Boeing company does make: jets!
Peter
Job for a Cowboy should endorse "cowboys"
Grillzforlife
Jonathan Edwards should endorse "John Edwards For President"
Pretty obvious, if obscure.
Peter
Jordin Sparks should endorse "Fireworks"
They make lots of sparks.
Audrey Ruiz
Journey should endorse "The Dodge Journey"
Brian Kelly
Judas Priest should endorse "Catholic priest accused of sexual misconduct"
Since those priest are similiar to Judas in Bible.
Peter
Juggernaut should endorse "Marvel comics"
weirdkid106

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