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Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

Fall Out Boys should endorse "Fallout shelters"
Or 'The Simpsons'?
rocky
Fergie should endorse "Manchester United Football Club"
She's the manager, ain't she?
Jakko Wakko
Fergie should endorse "Depends"
In at least one concert, she could've used them.
Alanis More Upset
Fifth Dimension should endorse "The Twilight Zone"
Since they are another dimension.
Peter
Filter should endorse "Cigarettes "
One sounds like it'll kill you, the other just do
Crystal
Fiona Apple should endorse "Mac Computers"
MOR
Fiona Apple should endorse "McIntosh, or Granny Smith"
Yummy!
Joshua Scott
FireHouse should endorse "Firehouse Subs"
Firehouse is a subs eatery w/ firefighting decor
Mercedes Morgan
Flying Burrito Brothers should endorse "Taco Bell"
You be flying to the latrine with E-coli (I bet)
princejellyfish
Fourplay should endorse "Condoms"
Isn't that obvious?
Jazz
Frankie Goes To Hollywood should endorse "Frank Sinatra CDs"
They WERE named after Ol' Blue Eyes.
MOR
Frankie Goes to Hollywood should endorse "MGM Studios"
Why else would Frankie go to Hollywood?
Psycho Librarian

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