Names -> Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name -> N

Ever see a band name, and think it would be perfect for endorsing something other than their music? Elton John's name sounds like it should be used for endorsing bathroom cleaning supplies for example.

N*SYNC should endorse "Gurus or yoga teachers"
'Cause the mind has to be N*SYNC
Felicia
Napalm Death should endorse "Gas Bar-B- Que's"
Allright! Picnic at G.G. Allen's house!
princejellyfish
Natasha Bedingfield should endorse "Mattresses"
Anonymous Jack
Ned's Atomic Dustbin should endorse "Rubbermaid Garbage Cans "
A dustbin is a trash can in England.
britrock
New Edition should endorse "Textbook publishers"
Isn't this what they keep selling to schools?
Psycho Librarian
Nightwish should endorse "Sleeping pills"
Don't you wish for a good night's sleep?
Scandia
Nine Inch Nails should endorse "ACE Hardware"
Nails, hardware, duh.
Jonathan S.
Nirvana should endorse "Buddhism"
Abesboy7

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