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Song Parodies -> "DNC Ladies (Throw Your Hat In It)"

Original Song Title:

"Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"DNC Ladies (Throw Your Hat In It)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Wolvie

The Lyrics

For the record (and much to your delight, I'm sure), I am NOT doing a parody for every candidate. But, to the surprise of pretty much no one, Hillary Rodham Jefferson Hussein Walker Hubert Earl Clinton has, as the parlance goes, thrown her hat into the ring, the first "jackass" to announce their run for the White House. Can you just imagine Hillary, Michelle Obama and maybe the elder Obama daughter dancing to this? Share and Enjoy!
All DNC ladies (All DNC ladies)
All DNC ladies (All DNC ladies)
All DNC ladies (All DNC ladies)
All DNC ladies
Now put your hands up

I'm in the race, gonna save face
Just forget all about oh-eight
I am loading my bus, tight'ning my truss
Get the hell right outta New York State
My main man Bill, will do my will
He'll be just like a First Lady
I kicked out Condi and now you'll see
Kerry workin' for me

Cause if you want the ring you gotta throw your hat in it
If you want the ring you gotta throw your hat in it
Don't be mad, say a girl'd be bad at it
Man, I want the ring and so I throw my hat in it

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

Cause I'm the one who wants to be called Madam President
I'm the one who's gonna to be called Madam President
Double-X as the White House resident
I'm the one who wants to be called Madam President

Got a post-grad degree, Yale and Wesseley
Before Obama was 10 years old
Whitewater, I didn't stir
I could care less, truth be told
Yeah, so my man got impeached, stop your damn preach
He'll be better as First Lady
'Pubs won't get their turn for this nation to burn
'Cause the real b*tch is back for vict'ry!

Cause if you want the ring you gotta throw your hat in it
If you want the ring you gotta throw your hat in it
Don't be mad, say a girl'd be bad at it
Man, I want the ring and so I throw my hat in it

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

Cause I'm the one who wants to be called Madam President
I'm the one who's gonna to be called Madam President
Double-X as the White House resident
I'm the one who wants to be called Madam President

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

I nearly won just eight years before
And now it's time score
D.C. is what I prefer, what I deserve
I myself have made me, will take me
'Cause the West Wing is my destiny, whether you like it or not!
You don't need to be male
To stop this country's fail
If the 'Pubs make me sore
Well, "once a month", prep for war!

All DNC ladies (All DNC ladies)
All DNC ladies (All DNC ladies)
All DNC ladies (All DNC ladies)
All DNC ladies
Now put your votes in

Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh

Cause if you want the ring you gotta throw your hat in it
If you want the ring you gotta throw your hat in it
Don't be mad, say a girl'd be bad at it
Man, I want the ring and so I throw my hat in it

Cause I'm the one who wants to be called Madam President
I'm the one who's gonna to be called Madam President
Double-X chromosome as resident
I'm the one who wants to be called Madam President

Wuh uh oh
Again, text "POLITICS SUCK" to...everyone you know!

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Gregor Mendel - April 15, 2015 - Report this comment
You must be suffering from pre-menstrual cramps. You Reps never got used to a nigra in the White House and you'll never adapt to two X chromosomes, either. Oh for the halcyon days of Harding, Coolidge, Hoover, the crook Nixon, and the mentally defective W!
Harcoo Hoovon - April 15, 2015 - Report this comment
Gregor, your obvious misogyny aside, I find your brand of incoherence and endemic hatred to be a bit tedious. Can't you Dems ever come up with new material?

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