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Song Parodies -> "All the Cigarettes"

Original Song Title:

"All the Single Ladies"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"All the Cigarettes"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

I havent had a cigatette Jan 3 2012 and havent looked back, and I used to smoke like 2 packs a day. So I wrote this song
All the Cigarettes
(All the Cigarettes)
All the Cigarettes
(All the Cigarettes)
All the Cigarettes
(All the Cigarettes)
All the Cigarettes
Now light your cigs up
Up in the store, just bought a pack
I'm doing my own little thing
You decided to dip and now you wanna cig
You can keep that dip away from me
swallowed his dip, threw up on the floor
Don't pay him any attention
I've only smoked these cigs for three good years
You can't be mad at me
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
Don't be mad once you see it does the body good
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
Don't be mad once you see it does the body good
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
I got it in my lips, my hand on my hips
Got my lighter in the pocket of my jeans
Acting up, no smoking sign on the wall
I can care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mention?
Don't pay it any attention
'Cause I really don't care, but now you gon' stare
What it really smells bad to be near me?
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
Don't be mad once you see it does the body good
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
Don't be mad once you see it does the body good
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
Don't smoke any off-brand trash at the store
I'm not that kind of smoker
Marlboros is what I prefer, what I deserve
Here's a brand that makes me then takes me
And delivers me like Buzz Light-year, to infinity and beyond
Pull it off the shelf
Say "I need to see ID"
And when I die, I'll be alone
And when I'm a ghost I'll be smokin'
All the Cigarettes
All the Cigarettes
All the Cigarettes
All the Cigarettes
All the Cigarettes
All the Cigarettes
All the Cigarettes
Now light your cigs up
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough
Cough, cough, cough
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
Don't be mad once you see It does the body good
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
Cough, cough, cough
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it
Don't be mad once you see it does the body good
If you liked it, then you should have put a flame to it

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2Eagle - May 28, 2019 - Report this comment
Good for you. Smoking does the body bad - causes all sorts of health problems. Quit and you will live longer.

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