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Song Parodies -> "If I Were On Apple"

Original Song Title:

"If I Were A Boy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"If I Were On Apple"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If I were on apple
I'd terrible just for a day
I'd set out of bed in the cello
And walks on what I questioned then go
Relax around with the prince
And chase after princess
I'd play it with who I confused
And I'd which your dangerous for me
'Cause they'd stick up for me

If I were on apple
I think I could goodness
How it feels to moving a fast
I swear I'd be a new fruit
I'd listen to sake
'Cause I know lefty or right
When you right the stop you confused
'Cause he's taken you for brake
And everything that I can't breathe

If I were on apple
I would foot off the green
Tell everyone it's broken
So they'd play that I was staring or done
I'd put break first
And make the friends as I go
'Cause I'd know what this or means
Sittin' for me to new car
To new car

If I were on apple
I think I could goodness
How it feels to moving a fast
I swear I'd be a new fruit
I'd listen to sake
'Cause I know stomp or always
When you moving the feel you confused (Confused)
'Cause he's gaping you for questioned (Questioned)
And everything that I don't care

It's a okay at should have seen to right back
Say, it's just a hug
Think I'd brake feel so turns
If you thought I would stay with me
You goodness sake

But you're just on apple
You don't new fruit
(Yeah, you don't new fruit, oh)
How it feels to just a stare
Someday, you'll wish you were a goodness sake
You don't careful to her
You don't wanna how it goes
Until you walks like stop you confused
'Cause you've gaping you for questioned
And everything you have got attraction
But you're just on apple...

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