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Song Parodies -> "Hydro"

Original Song Title:

"Halo"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Hydro"

Parody Written by:

E. S. Blofeld

The Lyrics

Hydroflasks and VSCO girls- need I say anything more?
Remember that flask I have?
Well lately I’m taking it ‘round
It’s with me all day and night
A reassuring clunking sound

It’s what I keep my water in
And it oddly has some social clout
Drinking from the Flask of the Hydro
Is what we all do now

But then one day it happened
I was in my dorm room napping
Door unlocked cause I’m slacking
Someone took my hydro and ran out

Everywhere I’m looking now
As I run around in a daze
Anyone seen my hydro?
It’s gotta be here someplace

On GroupMe I text for help
Annoyance all over my face
“Anybody see a hydro?
Mine’s been snatched away”

You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?

Someone says to take a look
In the bathroom, could be there
There’s 10 hydros on the sinks
But they’re not mine, so I don’t care

I swear I’m not a VSCO girl
But this is something that I treasure
Never will I forget
To keep my flask close around again

Maybe it’s in the stairwell?
Running up and down is such hell
It’s not there, so oh well
You can hear the echo of my shout

Everywhere I’m looking now
As I run around in a daze
Anyone seen my hydro?
It’s gotta be here someplace

On GroupMe I text once more
Annoyance all over my face
“Anybody see a hydro?
Mine’s been snatched away”

You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?

You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
Hydro, hydro?

*oooooh*

Everywhere I’m looking now
I've been searching round here for days
Anyone seen that hydro?
It’s gotta be here someplace

I've given up texting for help
Annoyance still over my face
“Anybody see a hydro?
Mine’s still snatched away”

You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?

You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro) hydro?
You seen my hydro (hydro)
hYdRo?

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Joseph Little - November 15, 2019 - Report this comment
had to look up what a hydroflask was, im more about smoking the hydro. but if someone took my 'dro, id be pissed, and yea VSCO lol thats a good term

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