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Song Parodies -> "Georgia Hold 'Em"

Original Song Title:

"Texas Hold 'Em"

Original Performer:

Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Georgia Hold 'Em"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about Georgia that holds themselves.
This ain't Georgia (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your times down, down, down, down
So park your Honda (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
And I'll be darned if I can't slow dance with you
Come pour some action on me, honey too
It's a real life peach state and a real life hometown
Don't be a witch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha, woo)

There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city)
Hit the peach trees (Hit the basement), that peach ain't pretty (Peach ain't pretty)
Rugged peaches (Rugged peaches) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin')
Off red cup tree downs, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right
We headin' to the thunder we always thought was nice
Ooh, run me to the left
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't Georgia (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So park your Honda (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
And I'll be darned if I can't slow dance with you
Come and pour some peaches on me, honey too
It's a real life peach time and a real life big state
Don't be a witch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

And I'll be darned if I cannot dance with you
Come and pour some water on me, gases too
It's a real life peach time and a real life big day
Don't be a witch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo
Woo-hoo

There's a peach sign (There's a peach sign) coming at us (Coming at us)
Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic)
All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)
And now we're runnin' to the first spot that we find, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right
We headin' to the money we always thought was nice
Ooh, you run to the left
Just with me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind

This ain't Georgia (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
So lay your peach down, down, down, down (Oh)
So park your Honda (Hey) and throw your keys up (Hey)
Stick around,' round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)
And I'll be darned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some money on me, honey, too
It's a real life money and a real life gas day
Don't be a witch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)

And I'll be darned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some peach on me honey, too
It's a real life money and a real life bee zone
Don't be a—, come take it to the floor now, ooh

Take it to the bees now, ooh
Hoops, spurs, boots
To the floor now, ooh
Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Shoot
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
And I'll be darned if I cannot dance with you
Baby, pour that peaches and money on me too
Furs, spurs, boots
Solargenic, photogenic, shoot

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