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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Beyonce
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Beyonce
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Beyonce's, "Baby Boy"
The dirty Lyrics:
Baby boy you been on my mind forfill my fantasy
i think about you all the time i see you in my dreams
i think about you all the time i see you in my dreams
Why They're dirty:
will let you work that one out.. self explanitory
Submitted by: Mell
Beyonce's, "Blow"
The dirty Lyrics:
Can you eat my Skittles
It's the sweetest in the middle
Pink is the flavor
Solve the riddle
It's the sweetest in the middle
Pink is the flavor
Solve the riddle
Why They're dirty:
She is talking about receiving cunnilingus.
Submitted by: xxxpress
Beyonce's, "Drunk In Love"
The dirty Lyrics:
Then I fill up the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard Surfboard, surfboard Graining on that wood, graining, graining on that wood I'm swerving on that
Why They're dirty:
The "surfboard" and "wood" are referring to private parts in this song. The whole song is dirty, actually, but these lyrics especially graphic.
Submitted by: Oogy2Boogy
Beyonce's, "Kitty Kat"
The dirty Lyrics:
I'm taking back the things I got from you (you)
And that includes my sweet little nooky too (too)
Let's go
Let's go, let's go little Kitty Kat
(Kitty Kat) He don't want you anymore
Nooooooooooo [2x]
And that includes my sweet little nooky too (too)
Let's go
Let's go, let's go little Kitty Kat
(Kitty Kat) He don't want you anymore
Nooooooooooo [2x]
Why They're dirty:
The song Kitty Kat is obviously not talking about an animal. She is taking it back since her boyfriend doesn't want to have sex with her anymore.
Submitted by: Meredith
Beyonce's, "Partition"
The dirty Lyrics:
Driver roll up the partition please I don't need you seeing Yonce on her knees ... Monica lewinskied all on my gown
Why They're dirty:
They so naaasty
Submitted by: Drew
Beyonce's, "Work It Out"
The dirty Lyrics:
(verse 1)How you doing honey baby
You know I don't ask for much but
For a girl spending time alone can be
pretty rough
But I hear a knock on my door
You know it's yours for sure
We can't wait for the bedroom
So we just hit the floor
You know I don't ask for much but
For a girl spending time alone can be
pretty rough
But I hear a knock on my door
You know it's yours for sure
We can't wait for the bedroom
So we just hit the floor
Why They're dirty:
their so randy they can't even make it to the bedroom, so they just do it on the floor?
Submitted by: mara
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