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Song Parodies -> "I’m Eighteen (I Know Everything)"

Original Song Title:

"I’m Eighteen"

Original Performer:

Alice Cooper

Parody Song Title:

"I’m Eighteen (I Know Everything)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Person’s waiting at a stoplight. Older fellow accidentally bumps into their minivan and apologizes, the following ensues...
Stalk you on your Instagram page
Troll you from college safe space
I'm in the middle don’t need your plans
Don’t call me woman or a man
I'm eighteen
And I know just everything
I just know way more than you
I gotta prove myself
I gotta get into your face
I'll go runnin' my Facebook page
Oh yeah
I got a
Big ego and rip out your heart
Been trollin’ for years you old fart
I always know what I'm talkin' about
Feels like you’re livin' in your middle-aged doubt
'Cause I'm
Don’t get confused any day
You best respect what I say
I’ll get up in your face
Comment on your dumb Instagram
Snapchat when I’m standing in line
I'm in the middle
The middle of texts
Gonna drive Mom’s minivan
I'm eighteen and I’ll Tweet it
Yes post it
Oh I’ll troll you
This’s lit
Get lit
Hate you
Eighteen and I like ... know way more than you, know better than you, don’t need your advice, take yoself outta my face, quit honking I’m Snapchatting and Tweeting and trolling Facebook and posting 1-star Yelp reviews ‘cause I can’t post ZERO stars, and ordering an Uber but cancel because Lyft is cheaper and I hate all your photos ‘cause you suck and I’ll complain to Facebook and have you put in Facebook jail and now I’ll post on reddit how stupid your face is and then go cry about how much my life sucks on tumblr...
Cops show up, dozens of people recording with their phones, and the whole event breaks the internet when it goes viral.

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