Mario, I am overjoyed.
To see you face to face.
You've been getting quite a name, all around the place.
Eating mushrooms, rescuing Princess Peach.
And now I understand you're a hero.
At least that's what you told me.

So you are Mario, you're the great Mario.
Prove to me that you're not a tease.
Jump over my Koopas, please.
That's all you may do.
And that I know that it's true.
Come on, super Mario, man.

Mario, you just won't believe the hit you've made around here.
You are all we talk about, the hero of the year.
Oh tis a pity, if this is all a lie.
But you can prove them wrong if you try.

So you're Mario, of the Mario bros.
Prove me to you're not a fool.
Jump across my lava pool.
If you do that for me.
Then I shall let you go free.
Come on, Mr Mario-man.

I only ask things I ask of any hero.
What is it that you have got that put you on the map?
I am waiting, yes i'm a massive fan.
Prove to me you're not just a plumber, man.
So if you are Mario, you're THE great Mario.
Feed my castle with this fire-bread.
You can do it on your head.

Oh dear...has something gone wrong?
Mario, why do you take so long?
Come on, Mr Mario-Man.

Hey aren't you...scared of me, Mario?
Mr Mario-Man.
You're a joke, you're not a hero.
You're nothing but a total zero.
Girls, take him away.
This plumber has nothing to say.
Get out you, plumber man.
Get out you, plumber man.
Get out you useless plumber, man!