Alice Cooper

These are lyrics by Alice Cooper that we think are kind of nonsensical.

Nonsensical Song Lyrics, Alice Cooper

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Alice Cooper's, "Feed My Frankenstein"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Well I ain't evil, I'm just good looking
I started the fire, so baby start cooking
I'm a hungry man, but I don't want pizza
I'm gonna blow down your house and then I'm gonna eatcha
Bring you to a simmer, right on time, run my greasy fingers down your greasy spine

Why They're Nonsensical:

First off, what does being evil have to do anything with being good looking? You don't need fires, we have stoves now. You don't want pizza? Then quit complaining and make something else to eat. Bring you to a simmer? Wow, freakin cannibal. Run my greasy finger down your greasy spine? First off why are you both greasy? Looks like you need to take a wash BEFORE you do it. Second, I don't want your fingers on my back, if you catch my drift.

Submitted by: AnnaBanana

Alice Cooper's, "Poison"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

Your lips are venomous poison

Why They're Nonsensical:

Hmmm, let's analyze this. Poison means venomous substance. So someone's lips are poisonous poison. Welcome to the department of redundancy department.

Submitted by: Fred

Alice Cooper's, "School's Out"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

School's out forever.

Why They're Nonsensical:

School CAN'T be out forever! It might be over for you, but what about everyone else? People need somewhere to learn, you know.

Submitted by: Jane Fondle

Alice Cooper's, "School's Out"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

We can't even think of a word that rhymes

Why They're Nonsensical:

They really couldn't!

Submitted by: Roger

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