Song Parodies ->Authors -> Scathe
Hello AmIRighters, I'm Scathe. I thought I would share a little bit about why I'm at AmIRight. It started in August of 2004 when I was doing an online search for song parodies. The first site I found... was the Bob Rivers website. After visting bobrivers.com for a week or so, I was curious about other song parody websites. I searched again and stumbled across AmIRight.com. I was blown away by the selection of song parody lyrics and soon it be came a more regular online stop than the Bob Rivers website. I was an instant fan. So for a couple of months I kept visiting AmIRight and enjoying the comedy it had to offer. Then near the end October something that had been causing stress and ire for a while pushed me over the edge. It was gnawing at my sanity like a chipmunk. I am talking about the 2004 presidential election. I had had my fill of the speeches, commercials, and campaign posters (I'm politically impartial so having that kind of stuff thrown in my face can be really iritating.) when I remembered that AmIRighters often use parodies to turn stress into laughter. I gave it shot and submitted my first parody "Campaigns". Thus, I adopted the pen name Scathe. I derived the nickname from the fact that parodies often display something in a derisive and unflattering light. Since then I've been chugging out parodies and submitting them to AmIRight. I prefer to stay anonymous as an author so I won't be telling anyone my real name. I'll continue to submit to AmIRight in order to reach out and make someone laugh.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Campaigns | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 174 | |
| Will They Still Bug Me Tomorrow? | Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow? | Shirelles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 148 | |
| Gimme Three Clicks(Sites) | Gimme Three Steps | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 183 | |
| Have Yourself An AmIRighter's Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 176 | |
| Closing Time | Closing Time | Semisonic | 2.5 | 3.3 | 2.7 | 218 | |
| Old Man Winter | Old Man River | Paul Robeson | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 586 | |
| War Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 126 | |
| Still Votes Ones | Still the One | Orleans | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 205 | |
| T.H.C. | T.N.T. | AC/DC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Deck The House | Deck The Halls | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 701 | |
| MTV's Real World | It's A Small World | Disney | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 146 | |
| If You're Rapping And You Know It | If You're Happy And You Know It | Children's Song | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 269 | |
| Scamfinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| The Bong That Never Ends | The Song That Never Ends | Shari Lewis | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 164 | |
| Sweet Home California | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 2172 | |
| Imagine | Imagine | John Lennon | 3.4 | 3.2 | 3.5 | 143 | |
| Boulevard of Unheard Screams | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 4.4 | 3.9 | 4.3 | 167 | |
| Leave Iraq | Paint it Black | Rolling Stones | 3.9 | 3.6 | 4.1 | 163 | |
| How Drunk I Am | How Dry I Am | Unknown | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 921 | |
| The Hokey Money Song | The Hokey Pokey Song | Children's Song | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 633 | |
| If They'd Only Play A Game | If I Only Had A Brain | Wizard of Oz | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 198 | |
| Kicked In The Crotch | Kicked In The Teeth | AC/DC | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 162 | |
| Drinkin' the Most I Can | Doin' the Best I Can | Elvis Presley | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 151 | |
| I Believe I Will Hide | I Believe I Can Fly | R. Kelly | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 611 | |
| Too Much Candy | I Want Candy | Bow Wow Wow | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 276 | |
| Ground Vibrations | Good Vibrations | Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 170 | |
| Tough | Jump | Van Halen | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 102 | |
| Wreck of the Florida Coastline | Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.6 | 123 | |
| Klan on the Run | Band on the Run | Paul McCartney and Wings | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 172 | |
| I Graffitied The Star Trek Logo | I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog | Adam Sandler | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.3 | 209 | |
| Green Acres | Green Acres | TV Theme | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 202 | |
| Every Show You Make | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Wile E. Coyote | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 736 | |
| Made In The U.S.A. | Born In The U.S.A. | Bruce Springsteen | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 579 | |
| Take Me Out To The Brawl Game | Take Me Out To The Ball Game | Jack Norworth and Albert Von Tilzer | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 164 | |
| At 115(MPH) | At Seventeen | Janis Ian | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 187 | |
| Can't Fight This Feline | Can't Fight This Feeling | REO Speedwagon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 282 | |
| The Beers | The Bells | Edgar Allen Poe | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 134 | |
| Home In My Range | Home On The Range | Nickel Creek | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 204 | |
| Weapon In Disguise | Devil In Disguise | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| My Favorite Spoofs | My Favorite Things | The Sound Of Music | 4.2 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 170 | |
| More Of My Favorite Spoofs | My Favorite Things | The Sound Of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| School's Out Of Money | School's Out | Alice Cooper | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 173 | |
| Sports Night Riot | Zoot Suit Riot | Cherry Poppin' Daddies | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 185 | |
| All Our Dubbing | All My Loving | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 123 | |
| Chess Moves | Night Moves | Bob Seger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Scathe | Fame | Irene Cara | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 174 | |
| Tequila Sunrise | Tequila Sunrise | The Eagles | 4.3 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 156 | |
| The Jokesters That Roam AmIRight | The Flowers That Bloom In The Spring | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 256 | |
| O Repoman | O Superman | Laurie Anderson | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 180 | |
| Bullies | Windy | The Association | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| All My Ex's Had My Tex-Mex | All My Ex's Live In Texas | George Strait | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 392 | |
| I'd Like To Teach The World To Spoof | I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing | The New Seekers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| I Can't Hear Music | I Can Hear Music | The Beach Boys | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| The B-I-N-G-O Summary of Political Name-Calling | B-I-N-G-O | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 144 | |
| Did You Toke Some Tonight? | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 135 | |
| You're Lost | Your Song | Elton John | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 144 | |
| 99 Bottles of 'Shine On The Wall | 99 Bottles Of Pop On The Wall | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 190 | |
| PAR | Cars | Gary Numan | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 154 | |
| I Can Sue For Millions | I Can See For Miles | The Who | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 198 | |
| Song Sung Stewed | Song Sung Blue | Neil Diamond | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 118 | |
| Middle of the Road | Middle of the Road | The Pretenders | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 393 | |
| Let It Die | Let it Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Joy Ride | Sleigh Ride | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Make It Stop | At The Hop | Danny And The Juniors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| So Crazy After All Those Beers | Still Crazy After All These Years | Paul Simon | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 |
