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Song Parodies -> "Can't Fight This Feline"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Fight This Feeling"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

REO Speedwagon

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Fight This Feline"

Parody Written by:

Scathe

The Lyrics

This is about some poor soldier in ancient Rome who got thrown to the lions.
I can't fight this feline any longer
The lion knows I've lots of fear to show
What started out as menace turned to hunger
I thought I'd win the day, but now I just don't know

I tell myself that I can hold out forever
I've soiled myself out of unbridled fear
But I need to get all my thoughts together
Flee the other direction
And make an escape so clear

And even as I cower
It's keeping me in sight
I'm a pot pie in its window
After two long hungry nights
And it's getting closer with its teeth and jungle might

And I can't fight this feline anymore
I remember what I got punishment for
I sank Caeser's ship while parked at shore
And with it his gold store, forever

Cause I can't fight this feline anymore
I've forgotten when we started this melee
And if I have to scream and run away
Climb the walls just to escape
Caeser, I can't fight this feline anymore

My life has been in peril since I saw it
I've been running round the arena in a fright
And it seems it'll never stop hunting me, bud
Cause it'll tear me into pieces if I don't run and hide

And even as I cower
It's keeping me in sight
I'm a pot pie in its window
After two long hungry nights
And it's getting closer with its teeth and jungle might

And I can't fight this feline anymore
I remember what I got punishment for
I sank Caeser's ship while parked at shore
And with it his gold store, forever

Cause I can't fight this feline anymore
I've forgotten when we started this melee
And if I have to scream and run away
Climb the walls just to escape
Caeser, I can't fight this feline anymore

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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The Pomfret (formerly Newfoghill) - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
The gods of history speak again!
Johnny D - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Fives for the title alone!
Rick D - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
And I thought this was going to be about Siegfried and Roy
Rick C - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I wouldn't wanna be that pot pie.....555
Agrimorfee - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Let's not throw the Christians to the lions, let's throw REO Speedwagon! This has got be my new favorite ICFTF parody.
Jeff Reuben - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad you trotted this one out for ABC, the title was brilliant, and loved what you did with the song. I'd say more but...cat got my tongue.
Adagio - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This is very realistic...been readin' up? 5's
Adagio - July 20, 2006 - Report this comment
That was an ABC comp.
Johnny D - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above ... rrrrrrrRRRROWWWRRRR
Red Ant - July 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Solid throughout, but "I'm a pot pie in its window" jumps out. 15 lives. Grrrreat title sub too.
Rick C - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3C - Great job on this one, Scathe. 555
Stuart McArthur - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
ABC3C - now I know what it's like to be a potpie in a window! - great title sub, Scathe
Matthias - July 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Lemme see meow, I think you deserve some fives... Have a nice day meow...
Agrimorfee - August 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC3) see above

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