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Song Parodies -> "Deck The House"

Original Song Title:

"Deck The Halls"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Deck The House"

Parody Written by:

Scathe

The Lyrics

What compels people to cover their houses chimney to ground with Christmas decorations? A few decorations are charming, but layers of decorations are insane.
Deck the house with lights this season.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
So many lights it defies reason.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
See your power bill sky rocket.
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
The holidays will drain your pockets.
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Deck the yard with plastic reindeer.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
A giant Santa brings you much cheer.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Block your front door with a manger.
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Aggrivate the fire ranger.
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Deck the car with paints and holly.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Let loose with your Christmas folly.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Neighbors think it's quite perturbing.
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Your decorating's quite disturbing.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Happy Holidays >:-)

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 26

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AFW - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
You summed this up pretty good...My theory is..why decorate your own house, you can't see it from inside..you get to enjoy the neighbor's... and it's much easier.--5's
Phil Alexander - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
WHS :-)
mac - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked the line about the plastic reindeer.
Kristof Robertson - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Lovely, Scathe! 555
Serafina - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work, Scathe. I agree with you about the overuse of decorations; some people do go overboard with it. 5-5-5.
Melhi - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(Xmas) I wouldn't be surprised to hear this on the radio, someday. Nicely done.
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Unlike the subject this was sweet and simple.
Arwen - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a Christmas-aholic...but I agree that there is such thing as over doing it!! Nice work!
Agrimorfee - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(XMAS) You were good this year!
AMIRIGHT CHRISTMAS PARODY CONTEST 2004 - BRONZE MEDAL - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
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sally - December 15, 2009 - Report this comment
i dont like it

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