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Song Parodies -> "Every Show You Make"

Original Song Title:

"Every Breath You Take"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Every Show You Make"

Parody Written by:

Scathe

The Lyrics

Behold my view of reality TV.
Every show you make
Every bomb we take
Every thought half-baked
Every aired mistake
I'm not watching it

Every cheesy host
Every on-air boast
All there acts are toast
That I hate the most
I'm not watching it

Oh, can't you see
Reality TV
How my poor head aches
With every one you make

Every last fake buck
Every plate of muck
Every cry for luck
All the choices suck
I'm not watching it

Since they been on I've left TV behind
The constant premieres are all terrible finds
In need a sitcom just to try and unwind
Before all this crap makes me lose my mind
And I cry out, "Dear God, end it please!"

Oh, can't we please
Kill this bad TV
Well all these shows blow
More than a game show

Every phony date
Every judge irate
Every vote-off fate
It's the stuff I hate
I'm not watching it
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John Barry - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes!
alvin rhodes - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
i like the wordplay in this one...5s
Steve K. - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I vote to keep this parody on the island.
Serafina - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate reality TV too...this parody pretty much says it all. =)
Newfoghill - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I admire your restraint in verse 3. This is the sign of genius. Thanks so much!
royce miller - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Well said.
Stuart McArthur - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
hilarious, scathe...."Every phony date Every judge irate" - 555
Red Ant - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I just counted, and by coincidence there happened to be 555 bad TV ideas that made us all cringe. Great lampoon of crappy TV shows.
Kristof Robertson - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Liked this alot Scathe...555
Charlie Decker - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Really good. It's a pity that the OS couldn't have had more lyrics for you to work with, though.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliantly executed. Like most game show hosts should be. 555
Agrimorfee - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Clever.
Rick D - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with you.
MysteryGoat - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great song!
Guy - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-E) What a concept - reality parody. I'm with you Scathe ,100% on this. What could be worse than reality TV? Reality TV reruns. I think I'd rather watch Springer and that ain't sayin' much.
Johnny D - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Reality Show" is an oxymoron.
Stuart McArthur - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) see above - and I add "How my poor head aches" to my fave lines - but, although I hate the Big Brothers and clones, I love and have never missed an episode of........"Survivor!"
2nz - May 15, 2005 - Report this comment
On the positive side, I seem to be going outside more just to avoid 'Reality TV'. Or I just play video games. In both cases, this is excellently written, a very good take on the OS and a worthy cause for complaining. You got my vote
Jeff Reuben - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good song...although I was actually in a Survivor Pool last season (betting each week on who will win). Point taken on most of the others though (BB, Contender, Top Model, America's Next Shark Bait, etc)
Phil Alexander - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent stuff - that reminds me, I've got a reality-TV take on Bat out of Hell around here somewhere...
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "E" BRONZE MEDAL - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
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Police Assassinator - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
This song Parody was great! I laughed my head off when I red it! I give major kudos to Scathe (You Rock!!!)! Reality T.V. sucks bad and you have put all of that crap into the truth on a song! May this live for ever!!!! I rate this: 11 out of 10

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