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Song Parodies -> "You're Lost"

Original Song Title:

"Your Song"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"You're Lost"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Ever meet one of those drivers that think they know everything?
It's a little bit seething losing your pride
You're the kind who needs a map for a short ride
You don't think it's funny but boy if you did
I'd start to curse loudly and throw a big fit

If I was the driver, but i'm not and so
We travel in circles, no route to follow
It's not asking much to ask what to do
You got us both lost and I say to you

You can try to deny it but you know you're lost
You tried to save face, but it's a lost cause
I know that you mind
I know that you mind if I ask for the route
I'm going to ask, so arguing's moot

We stopped at a store and a clerk I did ask
You felt so ashamed that you bought a flask
Just when you thought there were much bigger saps
I made you feel worse by buying a map

So excuse me for asking but I just had to
You seem think helping is harmful to you
The fact is I'm not trying to be mean
But your pride is the dumbest thing that I've seen

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   6
 5   7

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Rick C - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't recall ever driving you anywhere but, you got me....555 :-)
Kristof Robertson - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Although the chorus is a bit clunky, I'll give ya 5s coz I SO relate to the theme...:-)
Michael Pacholek - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad, but check this one out:
Agrimorfee - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Kristoff says the chorus is a bit clunky, but it's no worse than, "I could be a singer/But then again, no". I think you captured the essence of this overrated song in a funny way. 455
Red Ant - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
The chorus didn't choke me up, but leaving out the fading chorus and a half and a few others parts did. 454.
carol - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
sorry for not checking on this one yesterday. good parody but the last line was the best.
Agrimorfee - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(y 06) see above.
Cat - February 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC Y 06) Got a bit of a driving-song fixation, eh Scathe? Good job.
Red Ant - February 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-Y) See above. As for your top question; I'm married to her.
Matthias - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You can't hurt anything on a man, but his pride... 5's
Rick C - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Pacing was a bit sketchy but, good nonetheless. 455
Johnny D - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) Sounds like a contour-line story to me!
Stuart McArthur - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
(Y) yup, the psychiatris in me suggests something may have happened to you along those lines that day, Scathe - better out than in!
Larry Hensley - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) 555 mph.
tomario - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
this is my favourite so far top parody
Chris Bodily TM - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC contest) This was awesome, but the pacing didn't much up (at least to my memory of the song). 444 I would hate to get lost myself. Great job! LMAO!!

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