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Song Parodies -> "I Believe I Will Hide"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe I Can Fly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe I Will Hide"

Parody Written by:

Scathe

The Lyrics

As sung by Osama BIn Laden.
I really thought that it could not go wrong
And that are cause would not take long
But now I know the meaning of true fear
I'm laying low to save my own rear

I thought when we attacked, that we broke them
I just can't believe that we have provoked them

I believe I will hide
I believe that I'll stay inside
They're hunting me all day and night
I suck my thumb and start to cry
I believe they are sore
I see them breaking down my cavern door
I believe I will hide
I believe I will hide
I believe I will hide

Al-Qaida's on the verge of burning down
I see the Taliban on the ground
U.S. soldiers are marching all around
I need to lay low until the heat dies down

I thought when we attacked, that we broke them
I just can't believe that we have provoked them

I believe I will hide
I believe that I'll stay inside
They're hunting me all day and night
I'm sweating cold and start to cry
I believe they are sore
I see them shooting through my cavern door
I believe I will hide
I believe I will hide
I believe I will hide

I thought when we attacked, that we broke them
I just can't believe that we have provoked them

I believe I will hide
I believe that I'll stay inside
They're hunting me all day and night
I wet my pants and start to cry
I believe they are sore
I see them blowing up my cavern door
I believe I will hide
I believe I will hide
I believe I will hide

Hey, if I just close my cave
I can hide
I can hide
I can hide, yeah
If I just close my cave
I can hide
Hi-iii-ide
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John - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Here is a short one I believe I can fly I got shot by the F.B.I All I wanted was a chicken wing I believe I can sore cracked my head on the open door.
Leo Jay - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC)

I thought when we attacked, that we broke them
I just can't believe that we have provoked them

Good line. Nice job.
Rich Kapalin - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Love any parody that's anti-Osama!
Adagio - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05)Good one...I liked the lines about "provoked them" too. 5's
Agrimorfee - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) OK.
Red Ant - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(I-05) LOL on Osama sucking his thumb and crying.
Rich Kapalin - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Surprised, though, that an Osama song didn't mention GWB!
Arwen - July 06, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--"I suck my thumb and start to cry" made me giggle...=) Nice job, Scathe!
Mikey Squirrel - July 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) This one has an edge on the heels of today's London attacks. Goes so well with being at Orange security alert. Tri-Fives.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) I second Mikey Squirrel. Nice work.
Stuart McArthur - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
that's the ironic stupidity of it - by attacking, they only end up bonding the nation they want to tear apart closer together - on top of that, their proud victory on 9/11 gave Bush the support he needed (and had craved) to break their very own Taliban - it's almost like the stooges, where Curly goes to hit Moe, and ends up punching himself in the face - dumb tactics which, I guess, you'd expect - nice work, Scathe
Johnny D - July 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) "I wet my pants and start to cry" .... That's right, Osama, who's changing your diaper now? Oh, excuse me, that's your turban, sh*thead !
Rick C - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Well said, Scathe..555
Adam Eccleshall - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great idea, well executed
Dee Range - July 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(I) LOL'd when Osama wet his pants! Great visual, nice work
Ethan Mawyer - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC - It's ok.
martha - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I am sure many will sympathise with this .. like the others said some vivd imagery
Jeff Reuben - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done!
MysteryGoat - July 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) It's alright, another one of those political element songs that I can't get into. Sorry.

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