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Song Parodies -> "PAR"

Original Song Title:

"Cars"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gary Numan

Parody Song Title:

"PAR"

Parody Written by:

Scathe

The Lyrics

I don't really play golf, but I hear it's a stress-breeding sport.
Here on the course
I'm as bad as can be
I will look like a fool
Because everyday I
miss PAR

Here at this hole
I'm 22 feet away
It goes into the trees
And I know that I'll never
hit PAR

Here in the lake
You can reach in and find
A whole bunch of golf balls
They're ones I tried to use to
make PAR

Here in a car
I have cuffs on my hand
'Cause I made a scene
And fought with a guy who
hit PAR

(assorted cursing)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 4

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Peter Andersson - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
A good idea that could have used a little more tweaking to be a hole-in-one.
Dumb Ass Kid - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Reasonable pacing and humorous, but well written and enjoyable 445
Red Ant - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I think you're significantly over par for this parody.

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