Progams that a child could run
Meant for some high-tech fun
Microsoft just glitches too much
It's no wonder because it was

Made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A.

Internet is getting out of hand
AOL needs to be banned
I'd cancel, but I just can't
Surprise! It's from this here land

Made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
It was made in the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A.

Folks come on down for a look
Our wealth is the biggest hook
We buy tons of stuff from other lands
Be we make crap with our own hands

I've seen stuff on the tube
That pitches to compulsive rubes
Miracles where you can't lose

90% is always refuse
Infomerals of what the U.S. poops out

Down in the auto mart refineries
We make gas sucking monstrosities
In two years they're engines start to burn
I don't know if we'll ever learn

Made in the U.S.A., crap com ops from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., a broken server from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., on-air from the U.S.A.
Made in the U.S.A., It's road hog junk heap from the U.S.A.