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Song Parodies -> "Scamfinger"
Original Song Title:
"Goldfinger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Shirley Bassey
Parody Song Title:
"Scamfinger"
Parody Written by:
Scathe
The Lyrics
For those who know what IP relay is enjoy (hehehe). For those who don't know, IP relay (internet relay) is the online telephone service for the Deaf, Hard of Hearing and Speech disabled. Operators read exactly what is typed by the relay user and type exactly what is said and heard on the voice end of the line. Like everything on the internet, it is plagued by pranksters and scammers 24/7/12. The scammers use stolen credit cards and order unreasonable quantities of sometimes absurd items (how many fuel pumps does one actually need for their BMW? 14? No.) Most of them are painfully obvious with the most ridiculous cover names you can think of.... Anyways enjoy.
Scamfinger
He's the man, the man with the keyboard touch
A weasel's touch,
Such a dumb swindler
Beckons for a sale of 20 horses
Fraud, of course
"Go Ahead"s the operator reads
But his name, "Sand Mill", Oh please,
For an operator knows when he calls in,
It's a piss poor prank from
Mister Scamfinger.
Business world, Beware of his scams so bold
This theft gone cold
Credit cards, stolen, pulled from his rear,
The credit card number, no where near
For an operator knows past three guesses
It's a pale attempt from
Mister Scamfinger.
Business world, Beware of scams so droll
This scam so old
He loves stupid scams
Only scams
He loves scams
He's the man, the man with the keyboard touch
A weasel's touch,
Such a dumb swindler
Beckons for a sale of 20 horses
Fraud, of course
"Go Ahead"s the operator reads
But his name, "Sand Mill", Oh please,
For an operator knows when he calls in,
It's a piss poor prank from
Mister Scamfinger.
Business world, Beware of his scams so bold
This theft gone cold
Credit cards, stolen, pulled from his rear,
The credit card number, no where near
For an operator knows past three guesses
It's a pale attempt from
Mister Scamfinger.
Business world, Beware of scams so droll
This scam so old
He loves stupid scams
Only scams
He loves scams
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Yo bro. You caught the feelings I have as an operator perfectly. So funny. -sister
This isn't about Georgie Bush and his plan to destroy Social Security? (Actually, one of my first parodies on this site was "Oilfinger." It wasn't very good.)
LOL, Nice one, Mike. The top comment explains it all.
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