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Song Parodies -> "All My Ex's Had My Tex-Mex"

Original Song Title:

"All My Ex's Live In Texas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"All My Ex's Had My Tex-Mex"

Parody Written by:

Scathe

The Lyrics

This my first country parody. For the record, I can cook.
All my ex's had my Tex-Mex,
My Tex-Mex is the worst food that it could ever be.
And all my ex's had my Tex-Mex,
And that's why they had to go to emergency.

Rosanna's back in Texarcana, she's still reelin' in her room,
And sweet Ilene's still lookin' green as she babbles like a loon,
And Allison in Galveston says that her gut still does rain,
And Dimples who now lives in Temple's got a bad case of ptomaine.

All my ex's had my Tex-Mex,
My Tex-Mex is the worst food that it could ever be.
And all my ex's had my Tex-Mex,
And that's why they had to go to emergency.

I remember that river bistro where I learned to cook,
And it brings the mind that fateful time when they burned all my cookbooks.
My culinary education, it didn't go right,
And I pray to the porcelain god hours every night.

All my ex's had my Tex-Mex,
My Tex-Mex is the worst food that it could ever be.
And all my ex's had my Tex-Mex,
And that's why they had to go to emergency.

They said to stop tryin',
They feel like they are dyin',
I hope they get well in recovery.

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Royce Miller - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
best parody of this song I've seen on this site
Rick C - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
X-cellent....555
Red Ant - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
What Royce and Rick said and congratz on your first country parody.
Meriadoc - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Texcellent job! Mexcellent job even! :-)
Arwen - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL...gotta love George Strait! Great job!

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