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Blame The Ramones, but there have been some very short songs that have made the radio. For the purposes of this page, please stick to songs with lyrics and also aren't interludes. Preferablly songs released as a single.

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Entries Beginning with H

"Halloween," The Misfits Lenght:1:52
amanda day
"Halloween II," The Misfits Lenght:2:13
"Halloween II," The Misfits Lenght:2:13
"Halloween Spooks," Lambert, Hendricks and Ross Lenght:2:35
Released in 1960, but it sounds like a 40's song
Old Man Edgar Winter
"Hang Fire," Rolling Stones Lenght:2:20
"Hang My Teeth On Your Door," 16 Horsepower Lenght:2:36
track 13 off their album Low Estate
"Hanging on the Telephone," Def Leppard Lenght:2:23
"Hangover Song," Say Anything Lenght:59 Seconds
This song features Anthony Green from Circa Survive singing backup vocals, and it's really cool...alas, only 59 seconds long.
"Happy Holidays, You Bastard," Blink 182 Lenght:00:43
It might be inappropriate but I love that song.
"Happy Jack," The Who Lenght:2:11
"The Hardest Part," Ryan Adams Lenght:2:11
track 5 off their album Jacksonville City Nights
"Harvey the Wonder Hamster," "Weird Al" Yankovic Lenght:0:21
I guess Harvey wasn't that deserving of a tribute.
Brian Kelly
"He Gave Me A New Song," Amy Grant Lenght:1:22
The last track from her debut album.
Sheila Oh
"He's A Rocker," The Vines Lenght:1:55
"Hear It," Bad Religion Lenght:1:49
This has to be the shortest Bad Religion song ever recorded. This song is heard in the Dreamcast version of Crazy Taxi during the cabbie/car selection screen, but you don't hear the whole song in its entirety, as you only have ten seconds to make your decision.
"Heart and Soul," Cleftones Lenght:1:52
"Hearts Frozen Solid...," AFI Lenght:0:37
Title originally "Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More By The Spring Of Rage, Despair And Hopelessness". Surely the shortest song with the longest title ever.
"Heaven Belongs to You," Brockhampton Lenght:1:29
"Heel on the Shovel (Live)," 16 Horsepower Lenght:2:43
track 18 off their album Olden
"Hello There," Cheap Trick Lenght:1:41
"Hello There," Cheap Trick Lenght:1:41
"Her Majesty," Beatles Lenght:0:23
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she doesn't have a lot to say
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
but she lives from day to day
I want to tell her I love her a lot
but I can't I've got a belly full of wine
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl
Someday I'm gonna make her mine
Someday I'm gonna make her mine

0:23 is pretty short for a Beatles song.
"Her Majesty," The Beatles Lenght:23 seconds
Not a chart topper, but I would still consider it a pop song. An even shorter one is "This Song Is Pretty Damn Short" by Barry And The Bookbinders. The song runs about 4 seconds, and all the lyrics are in the title . ELC3
Ed Crosby
"Her Majesty," Beatles Lenght:0:33
Possibly the shortest song ever.
"Here Come The ABCs," They Might Be Giants Lenght:0:11
I bet fans of They Might Be Giants wished that the band didn’t have a career making children music too.
Clever Name
"Here, There and Everywhere," The Beatles Lenght:2:25
"Here, There and Everywhere," The Beatles Lenght:2:25
"Hey Gordy," S.O.D. Lenght:0:07
The only lyrics in this are "Hey Gordy, give me a shot", followed by guitar feedback and then "bleeorg".
John Book
"Hits From The Bong," Cypress Hill Lenght:2:41
I personally hate this music.
"Ho Hey," The Lumineers Lenght:2:43
Their biggest hit single.
Wisnu Aji
"Horn," Nick Drake Lenght:1:23
A short instrumental interlude on his "Pink Moon" album.
"Hot Love," Cheap Trick Lenght:2:30
I like Cheap Trick no matter how long or short their songs are.
"Hot Poop," Frank Zappa Lenght:26 seconds
I really have no comment.
"How Can I Forget," Marvin Gaye Lenght:1:55
"How Could I Be Such A Fool," Frank Zappa Lenght:2:13
Clever Name
"Human Fly," The Cramps Lenght:2:20
Most of the group's songs are very short, but this one is arguably the most famous.
Opie M.
"Hushabye," Jay and the Americans Lenght:2:57
"Hushabye" is track #8 on the album, "Sands of Time" (1969). It was one of several shortest songs on that album.
Wisnu Aji
"Hymn (Remix)," Car Seat Headrest Lenght:2:48
"Hymn to Baphomet ," Abominator Lenght:2:23
track 8 off their album Nuctemeron Descent

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