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1960s
Bob Dylan's, "Like a Rolling Stone"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be on a roll
Original Lyrics:
To be on your own
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Second chance on me
Original Lyrics:
Take a chance on me
Ace's, "How Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello, is this a worrywart?
Original Lyrics:
How long has this been going on?
Blue Oyster Cult's, "(Don't Fear) the Reaper"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Oh feel the meter)
Original Lyrics:
(Don't fear the reaper)
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "September"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn it on
Original Lyrics:
Ba de ya
Elton John's, "Levon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been tossing to hear the song today.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Alvin Tostig has a son today.
John Lennon's, "Mind Games"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing the manky rhythm
Original Lyrics:
Playing the mind guerrilla
Loggins and Messina's, "House at Pooh Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Winnie the Pooh doesn't know 22
Original Lyrics:
Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do
Mott the Hoople's, "All the Young Dudes"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young dudes, Winnie the Pooh
Original Lyrics:
All the young dudes carry the news
Olivia Newton-John's, "I Honestly Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hopelessly don't know
Original Lyrics:
I honestly love you
Queen's, "Fat Bottomed Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you gonna let it all hand out?
Original Lyrics:
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Steely Dan's, "Turn That Heartbeat Over Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they've closed the package door.
Original Lyrics:
And they've closed the package store.
The Four Seasons', "Who Loves You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue Bonnet
Original Lyrics:
Who loves you?
 
1980s
Cinderella's, "Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Organic food
Original Lyrics:
Nobody's fool
Dan Fogelberg's, "Longer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Longer than f'n fishes in the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Longer than there've been fishes in the ocean
Don Henley's, "All She Wants to Do Is Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
All she wants to do is... damn!
Original Lyrics:
All she wants to do is dance
Eddie Murphy's, "Party All the Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl wants to party overnight
Original Lyrics:
My girl wants to party all the time
Eric Carmen's, "Hungry Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horrified
Original Lyrics:
Hungry eyes
Falco's, "Rock Me Amadeus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dr. Phil, Dr. Phil
Original Lyrics:
Amadeus, Amadeus
Jennifer Rush's, "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
The feeling that the kids go on
Original Lyrics:
The feeling that I can't go on
John Mellencamp's, "Hurts So Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh so good
Original Lyrics:
Hurts so good
Kenny Loggins', "I'm Alright"
Misheard Lyrics:
Horrified
Original Lyrics:
I'm alright
Kenny Loggins', "Nobody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the shaft
or
Back to Shaq
Original Lyrics:
Back to the shack
Kim Wilde's, "You Keep Me Hangin' On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, get outta my life
Original Lyrics:
Get out, get outta my life
Los Lobos', "La Bamba"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you're competent, so you're competent
Original Lyrics:
Soy capitan, soy capitan
Madonna's, "Live to Tell"
Misheard Lyrics:
The tooth is never hard to find
Original Lyrics:
The truth is never far behind
Misheard Lyrics:
If you read
Original Lyrics:
If you leave
Paula Abdul's, "Straight Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I think your love is through
Original Lyrics:
When I think your love is true
The Go-Go's', "Head Over Heels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey over here
Original Lyrics:
Head over heels
 
1990s
Alanis Morissette's, "Uninvited"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're on a finding
Original Lyrics:
You're uninvited
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm at Hooters, baby
Original Lyrics:
I'm a loser, baby
Collective Soul's, "The World I Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it's the wild-eye roar
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's the world I know
Garbage's, "Special"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Dr. Pepper
Original Lyrics:
I thought you were special
Goo Goo Dolls', "Iris"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can't find the pizza man coming
Original Lyrics:
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Metallica's, "Enter Sandman"
Misheard Lyrics:
D.C. light
or
D.C. night
or
D.C. life
or
B.C. life
Original Lyrics:
Exit light
R.E.M.'s, "Everybody Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody learns
Original Lyrics:
Everybody hurts
Real McCoy's, "Another Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another 99 degrees
Original Lyrics:
Another night, another dream
Sheryl Crow's, "Soak Up the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna choke up a-some
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna soak up the sun
 
2000s
50 Cent's, "In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the boulevard
Original Lyrics:
Bottle full of bub
Britney Spears', "Lucky"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is a monkey
Original Lyrics:
She is so lucky
Daft Punk's, "Digital Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it slide
Original Lyrics:
Last night
Daft Punk's, "One More Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right on time
or
Ride on time
Original Lyrics:
One more time
Ludacris', "Rollout"
Misheard Lyrics:
It out my biz, it's my biz'n ass
Original Lyrics:
Get out my business, my business
Next's, "Wifey"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my Nike
Original Lyrics:
You're my wifey
Paramore's, "Misery Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the business of mystery
Original Lyrics:
I'm in the business of misery
Misheard Lyrics:
You can stand under my operator
Original Lyrics:
You can stand under my umbrella
Vitamin C's, "Graduation (Friends Forever)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I keep thinking that I'm 92
Original Lyrics:
And I keep thinking of that night in June
Vitamin C's, "Graduation (Friends Forever)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep singing songs that never changed
Original Lyrics:
I keep thinking times will never change
 
2010s
Wolf Alice's, "Bros"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you wired like me?
Original Lyrics:
Are you wild like me?
 
country
Alan Jackson's, "Chattahoochee"
Misheard Lyrics:
A peerin' at her cans in the pale moonlight
Original Lyrics:
A pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight

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