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1950s
Hoyt Curtin's, "Quick Draw McGraw"
Misheard Lyrics:
The high pollutinest, fast and shootinest, Cowboy you ever saw, that's Quick Draw McGraw.
Original Lyrics:
The high fallutinest, fast and shootinest, Cowboy you ever saw, that's Quick Draw McGraw.
 
1960s
Jimmy Ruffin's, "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I've got to find, some kind of pizza pie.
Original Lyrics:
I know I've got to find, some kind of peace of mind.
Jimmy Ruffin's, "What Becomes of the Broken Hearted"
Misheard Lyrics:
What becomes of the growing heartache
Original Lyrics:
What becomes of the broken hearted
Procol Harum's, "Homburg"
Misheard Lyrics:
And listen
Original Lyrics:
And the lipstick
Rolling Stones', "Gimme Shelter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog killer, it's just Piscataway, it's just Piscataway.
Original Lyrics:
War, children, it's just a shot away, it's just a shot away.
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisper here, baby
Original Lyrics:
Listen here, baby
 
1970s
Chic's, "Le Freak"
Misheard Lyrics:
Off to Russia
Original Lyrics:
All that pressure
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Confusion"
Misheard Lyrics:
The future
Original Lyrics:
Confusion
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Don't Bring Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't bring me down...books!
Original Lyrics:
Don't bring me down...grooossss!
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Last Train to London"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was 1999
Original Lyrics:
It was 9:29
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Livin' Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a miracle, it's a waste
Original Lyrics:
What a terrible thing to waste
Elton John's, "Crocodile Rock"
Misheard Lyrics:
I remember when Iraq was young
Original Lyrics:
I remember when rock was young
Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
17, 17
Original Lyrics:
Saturday, Saturday
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Gimme Three Steps"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby steps
Original Lyrics:
Gimme three steps
Redbone's, "Come And Get Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I haven't misheard but other people have. It starts with "Hail" not "Hell."
Original Lyrics:
Hail, Hail, what's the matter with your head....
The Clash's, "London Calling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meltdown expected, though it is could be A nuclear era, but I have no fear
Original Lyrics:
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin A nuclear error, but I have no fear
 
1980s
'Til Tuesday's, "Voices Carry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kick a can now
Original Lyrics:
Keep it down now
Bon Jovi's, "Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never civilized
Original Lyrics:
Never say goodbye
Musical Youth's, "Pass the Dutchie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Archie brothers on the left hand side
Original Lyrics:
Pass the Dutchie on the left hand side
 
1990s
Backstreet Boys', "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anal sexual!
Original Lyrics:
Am I sexual?
Chumbawamba's, "Amnesia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye to the sandals
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye to the summer
Confederate Railroad 's, "Elvis and Andy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was looking like Sela Ward.
Original Lyrics:
It was looking like the Civil War.
Dru Hill's, "These Are The Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you like Reese's Pieces
Original Lyrics:
Swallow you like Reese's Pieces
Heart's, "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I wanna do is make love to Duke.
Original Lyrics:
All I wanna do is make love to you.
Jamiroquai's, "Virtual Insanity"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a world where a man can eat a toe
Original Lyrics:
It's a wonder man can eat at all
Misheard Lyrics:
And that
Original Lyrics:
And at
Louise's, "Let's Go Round Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby come back (yeah)
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'm back (yeah)
Sheryl Crow's, "If It Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then why the hell are you thirsty?
Original Lyrics:
Then why the hell are you so sad?
Sheryl Crow's, "Tomorrow Never Dies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still you realize
Original Lyrics:
See you in your eyes
TLC's, "All That"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my dad
Original Lyrics:
This is All That
The Cranberries', "Zombie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Pan
Original Lyrics:
In your head
Third Eye Blind's, "How's It Going to Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before you take a swig
Original Lyrics:
Before you take a swing
Warren G featuring Sissel's, "Prince Igor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warren G, Top Gun
Original Lyrics:
Warren G top dog
 
2000s
A*Teens', "Halfway Around the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I will soon believe it
Original Lyrics:
Baby I will soon be leaving
Atomic Kitten's, "See Ya"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't believe it's calling
Original Lyrics:
You don't believe it's coming
Basement Jaxx's, "Bingo Bango"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bigger, bigger
Original Lyrics:
Bingo, bingo
Britney Spears', "Born to Make You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
(Oh Milo)
Original Lyrics:
(Oh my love)
KT Tunstall's, "Suddenly I See"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need Visine
Original Lyrics:
Suddenly I see
Kelis', "Caught Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last year, ferrets are gay
Original Lyrics:
Last year, Valentine's Day
Linkin Park's, "In the End"
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried so hot
Original Lyrics:
I tried so hard
Mariah Carey's, "Shake It Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aww; Madonna's been closed OR Aww; Madonna's been clothed
Original Lyrics:
all my diamonds and clothes
Robbie Williams', "It's Only Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all need a piece of rock
Original Lyrics:
We all need a decent rock
Sophie Ellis-Bextor's, "Murder on the Dancefloor"
Misheard Lyrics:
And salt, and salt, and salt, and salt, And salt, and salt, and salt
Original Lyrics:
And so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so, and so
Vengaboys', "Shalala Lala"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saucy day
Original Lyrics:
Some sweet day
t.A.T.u.'s, "All the Things She Said"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me, what you see
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, what do you see?
 
2010s
Caramell's, "Caramell Dansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on me balls cat f**king a hand bang Yours only yours dolores stable dancin its no lie, lisa in the crowd said "look harry had a vagina malfunction"
Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss Klappa era hnder Gr som vi gr Ta ngra steg t vnster Lyssna och lr Missa inte chansen Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen
One Direction's, "Clouds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we go again
Another go-around for another friend
Another non-stop, will it ever end?
Original Lyrics:
Here we go again
Another cold round for all of our friends
Another night stopped, will it ever end?
One Direction's, "Clouds"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna wish you never met me
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna wish you never left me
 
christian
Brandon Heath's, "It's No Good to Be Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not good to be alone, gonna throw her a bone Gonna throw her a bone, gonna throw her a bone
Original Lyrics:
It's no good to be alone It's no good to be out there on your own And gimme an SOS, I'll bring you home It's no good for you to be alone
 
misc
Zach Bryan ft. Kacey Musgraves', "I Remember Everything"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rutgers winning's gonna ease my mind
Original Lyrics:
Rotgut whiskey's gonna ease my mind

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