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1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like Aaliyah?
Original Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Nat King Cole's, "Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Discard the sun and moon
Original Lyrics:
Dust off the sun and moon...
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Take a Chance on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey from a bee
Original Lyrics:
Honey, I'm still free
AC/DC's, "Shot Down In Flames"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said “Baby, what’s the good advice”
Original Lyrics:
I said “Baby, what’s the going price”
America's, "A Horse with No Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Datsun, you can't remember your name
Original Lyrics:
In the desert, you can't remember your name
Bay City Rollers', "Remember"
Misheard Lyrics:
We used to wear our thongs
Original Lyrics:
We used to sing our songs
Elton John's, "Love Lies Bleeding"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was playing Martin Mull
Original Lyrics:
I was playing rock and roll
Elton John's, "Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your annotations
Original Lyrics:
Don't give us none of your aggravation
Misheard Lyrics:
Telly-O, Telly-O
Original Lyrics:
Tell me more, tell me more
Kraftwerk's, "The Robots"
Misheard Lyrics:
$3 robots
Original Lyrics:
We are the robots
Queen's, "We Are the Champions"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are Backyardigans, my friends
Original Lyrics:
We are the champions, my friends
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a witch over ghostly water
Original Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled water
Stealers Wheel's, "Stuck in the Middle with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesters to the right
Original Lyrics:
Jokers to the right
Steely Dan's, "Do It Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re going down, Jack, through it again
Original Lyrics:
You’re going back, Jack, do it again
 
1980s
Disney's 'The Little Mermaid''s, "Poor Unfortunate Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, I'm happy on complaint
Original Lyrics:
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
Freddie Mercury's, "I Was Born to Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the blazing, feeling, called me through
Original Lyrics:
An amazing feeling, coming through
Madonna's, "Who's That Girl?"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's traveling
or
She's traveled
Original Lyrics:
She's trouble
Michael Jackson's, "Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it! Beat it! Beat it! Beat it!
No one wants to beat it! Beat it!
Girls who are not funky, you are your fight
It doesn't matter, goose wrong or right.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showing how funky, strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
Peter Gabriel's, "Sledgehammer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Scratch that
Original Lyrics:
Sledgehammer
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Esther Reed don't care at all.
Original Lyrics:
History don't care at all.
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your dog 'cause rabbits pouring
Through your window the pen
Original Lyrics:
Lock your door but rain is pouring
Through your window pane
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lock your door but rain is pouring
Through your window the pen
Original Lyrics:
Lock your door but rain is pouring
Through your window pane
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe, now your struggle's all faith
Original Lyrics:
Baby, now your struggle's all vain
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe, now your struggles all fade
Original Lyrics:
Baby, now your struggle's all vain
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake the dead, light the light
Original Lyrics:
Make the bed, light the light
Queen's, "Hammer to Fall"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't waste no time at all
Don't hear the bell but you answer the call
It comes to you as to us all
We're just waiting for the amateur four
Original Lyrics:
You don't waste no time at all
Don't hear the bell but you answer the call
It comes to you as to us all
We're just waiting for the hammer to fall
Queen's, "I Want to Break Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm falling alone
Original Lyrics:
I've fallen in love
Queen's, "I Want to Break Free"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've fallen alone
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling in love
Queen's, "Jukebox Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jukebox hero got sties in his eyes
Original Lyrics:
Jukebox hero got stars in his eyes
Queen's, "Radio Ga Ga"
Misheard Lyrics:
2000 worlds, invaded by Mars
Original Lyrics:
Through wars of worlds, invaded by Mars
Queen's, "Radio Ga Ga"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two thousand worlds, invaded by Mars
Original Lyrics:
Through wars of worlds, invaded by Mars
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Push It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Douche it real good!
Original Lyrics:
Push it real good!
Van Halen's, "Hot for Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm Arthur Treacher
Original Lyrics:
I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad
I'm Arthur Treacher
 
1990s
Alannah Myles', "Black Velvet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up in Belfast the music's like a heatwave
Original Lyrics:
Up in Memphis the music's like a heatwave
Chumbawamba's, "Tubthumping"
Misheard Lyrics:
D.C. is far away
Original Lyrics:
P***ing the night away
Eagles', "Get Over It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get all the Ritz!
Original Lyrics:
Get over it!
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little peace of my hot?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little piece of my heart?
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little peace of my mind?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little piece of my life?
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little peace of my song?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little piece of my soul?
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little peace of the hound?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little piece of my heart?
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little peace of the light?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take another little piece of my life?
Queen's, "Let Me Live"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take
Another little peace of the gospel?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take
Another little piece of my soul?
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Let's Talk About Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's talk about Sicily
Original Lyrics:
Let's talk about sex, baby
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Shoop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me wanna shoot, shoot, shoot
Original Lyrics:
Makes me wanna shoop, shoop, shoop
TLC's, "Unpretty"
Misheard Lyrics:
My inside for Blue’s Clues
Original Lyrics:
My insides are blue
Tina Turner's, "I Don't Wanna Fight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't really wanna fly no more
Original Lyrics:
I don't really wanna fight no more
Whitney Houston's, "I'm Your Baby Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whenever you run from me
or
Whenever you run to me
Original Lyrics:
Whatever you want from me
 
2010s
Dayseeker's, "A Cancer Uncontained"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a creme brulee disease
Original Lyrics:
And a crippling disease
Gorillaz's, "Cracker Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
They taught themselves to Viet Cong
They didn’t know it’s many strategies
Original Lyrics:
They taught themselves to be occult
They didn’t know it’s many strategies
PSY's, "Gangnam Style"
Misheard Lyrics:
Liposuction style!
Original Lyrics:
Oppa-Gangnam Style!

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