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"Shave and go home" Keith Richards on GeorgeMichael

- Submitted by: I Got Stoned at Ohio State University

"The Holiday Inn lounge act that made it". Keith Richards on Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine

- Submitted by: I Got Stoned at Ohio State University

Excuse me, I fell off my perch. Sorry to disrupt everyone's plans -- but now it's full steam ahead.
- Keith Richards (on being given the all-clear after falling out of a tree and having brain surgery 2006)

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

He stole my music but he gave me my name. (on Mick Jagger)
- Muddy Waters

I don't believe in having bands for solo records.
- Mick Jagger

I was number one on the 'Who's Likely To Die' list for 10 years.
I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list.
Keith Richards

- Submitted by: LucidLupin LeeBee

I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm forty-five.
- Mick Jagger

It's an ordinary day for Brian. Like, he died every day, you know.
Pete Townshend of the Who on the death of Rolling Stones guitarist Brian Jones

- Submitted by: Alan of Seville

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